Lolobotomy Makes

Sliding into your dms like-

Weirdly specific but go off, hoss

I stg i saw a real life Asi and Ottie in my local coffee shop yesterday morning and they were as adorable as you draw them

Horror movie concept: 28 days later but from the perspective of a family dog

Nah these are locked in, battle mode eyes

A medieval Frenchman being a jerk from the battlements of a castle (Monty Pythons Holy Grail)

10-fourward

It's criminal they won't let us pet Belnard

Neuron activation

Sometimes it's nice to remember that even Marcus Aurelius was like "you don't have to comment on everything bro"

I think you should lick the bat, just to be sure. I bet they taste like sugar donut

*Salem, casually drawing a perfect circle free hand on a tablet by finger*: Needs to be rounder

It happens in your 40's too 😫

Be gay, do crime. Also goose.

I'm asexual and I don't support anti-porn laws. These laws aren't really designed to protect children but to attack anything the lawmakers decide is "depraved". It's an attack on free speech using children as a shield.

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Even if it was about protecting children, social issues like this can't be tech legislated away. You already made the point; determined kids will find a way and that alternative way is not only way more sketchy, they can't seek appropriate support when they do find something they're not prepared for

Digging that Dovin's Veto ngl

This is The Worst timeline and we don't even have cool cybershades wtf are we doing

Rando emerging from the void to offer support: I remember reading somewhere that MR has like a 70% success rate, and appeals are even higher. It all sucks megaballs but hold tight

Protip: if you think you saw someone stealing baby formula, no, you didn't.

Inside you are two wolves. One of them is on mute but doesn't know it, the other thinks they're on mute but isn't.

Does not work. A, uh, friend told me.

Get rotated, idiot

Fly, you fools!

Goth Girlfriend and Golden Retriever Boyfriend vibes

I just wish there was some faction rules in BT to differentiate forces

Feels somehow redundant tbh