Corn Sweatpants

i tried to capture Mike Mignola’s style :)
#Frankenstein
@realgdt.bsky.social
Thank you for this masterpiece 🙏🏼

The orc from Return of the King saying “The age of men is over. Now the Jingle Hop has begun.” He is wearing a Santa hat

She's a JK Rowling bitch now alas

Earlier today I was talking to my gf about the difference between working and non-working dog breeds, except I couldn't remember the right terminology in the moment and said a Chihuahua is a dog with no purpose. My gf is a Chihuahua person & got mad lmao. It's been a long week, y'all.

This totally stemmed from a different conversation, but for some reason I was imagining Frankenstein's creature giving Guillermo del Toro uppies like a cat. 😭🤣💖💖💖💖✨️✨️✨️✨️

#frankenstein #gdt

(what's wrong with me LOL)

My FT job cut everyone's hours back in September, then 1 of the 2 surgeons broke her ankle and was out for all of October. She's back now because she's insane, but I panicked and that's why I picked up the second job.

I'm too AuDHD to be involved at 2 clinics.

A few weeks ago I started a part-time job at another vet clinic that is being flexible with my hours at my full-time job. I'm already having second thoughts about working 2 jobs, but I got my first paycheck from them, and I really like the extra money. 😩🙃

That's extremely valid. 😢

I feel like if anyone could pull it off, it's your family.

I wonder how many times I've blown my nose today. It has to be well over 100.

Going to be honest and say I need like a daily TL;DR report on the Epstein stuff because my brain has been at minimum capacity for processing news about evil people doing evil things for months now.

I started this week with my period kicking my ass, and I'm ending it with a whopper of a sinus infection. Bodies suck.

Is this a safe space to say that I have a newer coworker who is probably one of the most competent vet techs I've ever met,... and she is like this for most things not related to vetmed. I'm like girl, you're the baddest bitch I know, why does it matter what other people are doing lol

Everytime a lib comes up with a new pun to describe trump, im allowed to give a child one cigarette

This is so precious. 🥹

What the actual fuck

I legit thought this was just a Kansas City thing for some reason. 💀

You're not missing a lot. 🙃

I don't know how this dynamic happens but I swear for every vetmed person like me who is neurodivergent with hyperempathy, there is a vetmed person who is a huge bitch, and somehow I immediately find the jerk at every job. 😢

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What we consider serious must be redefined. 'Women's issues', like sexual abuse, are not actually considered serious. If they were, the world would be unrecognizable. Even though 'women's issues' are often the subtext of war, economies, politics and other subjects that are treated with gravity.

The joke is on me because cooking has been my special interest since 2020.

If I had known Sypha would let me trim her nails while she is vibing on her cat tree, I would have bought the tree much earlier in our relationship. 😩😭

Yeah well I have the Southern Lights

(faint glow of a Waffle House sign)

To everyone viewing the Northern Lights

Yeah I'll stick to animal diarrhea.