Thank you, this is exactly what we want our reps to be doing.

Yes! This is still in my rotation

Me too Claire.

All I'm reading is "Panic stricken Pritzger manages a post without all caps, logical thought, and proper spelling"

Reading this while sipping the tea I bought from the Janelle Bynum owned McDonalds in Oregon City. You were out by a landslide, Lori. Your mean girls vibe doesn't even work in Happy Valley anymore. You don't even GO here.

Yes! We have no bananas.

must be incredibly frustrating and disheartening to have federal funding that was promised to you for important work suddenly and arbitrarily ripped away

= Nation & World - The Seattle Times My Account ™ The T. Rex may have been a lot smarter than you thought Jan. 9, 2023 at 7:36 am | Updated Jan. 9, 2023 at 7:36 am By DINO GRANDONI The Washington Post

typical corrupt science

Substitute a few words and these same comments could be made to every current sitting Secretary.

Wow this is so incredible and moving.

RFK Jr. Starts National Registry Of Introverts Who Sometimes Get Social Anxiety WASHINGTON—Promising to use all of his power as health secretary to find a cure for the condition, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. reportedly directed the National Institutes of Health on Friday to create a registry of U.S. introverts who sometimes get social anxiety. “When I was younger, there were never people who liked to spend time […]

“When I was younger, there were never people who liked to spend time home alone by themselves, but now it’s a national epidemic,” said Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
theonion.com/rfk-jr-...

The reason why older generations burnt the shit out of their meat and boiled the shit out of their vegetables, was your kid died if you didn't.

Medium rare steaks and roasted Brussels sprouts are a side effect of an intact food safety infrastructure

This administration has no serious people.

Elon Musk Reportedly Sends DMs on Twitter Offering Women the Chance to Have His Babies Billionaire Elon Musk has had 14 children with four different women — and that's just the ones we know about. The latest of his babies we've learned of was conceived by 26-year-old conservative influe...

"Musk's longtime fixer, Jared Birchall, has stepped in to handle negotiations with the growing number of women who have given birth to his kids."

🤮🤮🤮

www.yahoo.com/news/elon-mu...

Rand Paul: "The whole [tariffs] debate is so fundamentally backwards & upside down. It's based on a fallacy & the fallacy is this: that somehow in a trade, someone must lose. That somehow when you trade with someone, someone is taking advantage of you... I have a trade deficit with my grocery store"

Another winner.

"IRS Predicts DOGE Lost Half a Trillion Dollars for the USA"

"in about eight weeks DOGE managed to lose the U.S. government — more or less light on fire — more than half of what goes to all non-defense discretionary spending..."

talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/irs-p...

This reminds me of the carrot from those E.D. drug commercials. Poor little guy.

[checks notes on "Golden Rule"]

Truer words never typed

Or when we are going to enforce it?

It's giving Goya cans on the resolute desk energy

Too bad no one works for the Department of Education as of tonight. Who is going to be running hell tomorrow?

They can't even bigot correctly.

Great article Molly. 💯

Once again, the change in the stock market isn't a surprise. None of this is a surprise. Try not to let the coverage freak you out, you've already started mourning this. Deep breaths.

Halfway there! You've got this ❤️

Make Trump Irrelevant Again

They’re asking permission to do their job

Cover of “The Economist” showing Donald Trump holding a $100 bill that is smoldering in one hand and a gas tank in the other, on top of a sea of $100 bills.