David Pattie

Aah, I see you’ve met the parents.

Seems that Badenoch looked at the Tories’ current polling and thought ‘Hang on. We’re way too popular.’

Script meeting must’ve been wild… ‘ok Will, you’ve got the sexual assault, the mutilation, the killing, anything else we need to know before the rehearsals hang on he cooks them in a what?’

Dad’s books are full of empathy, common sense, and a healthy suspicion of the powerful. But at its heart his work is also about how systems keep people poor while pretending it’s their own fault. So I hope Kemi’s taking notes as well as reading the jokes.

You can actually see him losing maturity as he speaks. By the peroration, he's crashed backwards through puberty and he sounds just like a posh, squeaking little boy.

Anthropic settlement website – update for writers - The Writers' Guild of Great Britain Following on from our update for writers last month about the Anthropic class action in the United States, the settlement website is now live and can be found here. The …

📢 Anthropic class action - an update

The settlement website is now live + includes comprehensive information about the case + settlement, including a searchable tool to see if your books are included in the settlement + a claim form

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Off you go and find out.

Poirot: Mon cher Hastings, the proof? That we could not find, even though we searched, mon Dieu, how we searched?
Hastings: Yes, Poirot?
Poirot: It was in the pudding! Enfin, all the time! In the pudding!
(pause)
Hastings: Have a seat, Poirot.
Poirot: The pudding! All the time!

Should we be worried that one’s fought free of the packaging?

Chessene. And instantly The Two Doctors is double the fun.

Frodo: I wish it need not have happened in my time.

Gandalf: So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.

Frodo: I think that having a historical scope that wide can make the present too deterministic.

The MC Escher drawing which creates an infinite, circular staircase.

Today, I am working on my book. I am doing the reference list. I have always been doing the reference list. I will always be doing the reference list.

huge drama at the dad's taylor swift new album listening party as steve's opened the cellophane with a phillips head screwdriver and scratched the vinyl and all the while dave's telling us how he got here

Y'know, I preferred it when Trump disappears for a few days and we can kid ourselves he's dead.

I... hate you. With a hate that burns.

#AchievementUnlocked (but, more seriously, by God you've got my sympathy)

Bad enough following the speech on Bluesky: can't bear to actually watch it. Thanks for doing the posting.

A thug? Worse. We’ve got plenty…led by the Thug-in-Chief

Bypassed paywall👇
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"Robinson has a long criminal record, having served five prison terms between 2005 and 2025, and has been convicted of assault (twice), using a fake passport, mortgage fraud and contempt of court.

Your own
foldable
Jesus
Someone to hear your prayers
Someone who cares
Your own
foldable
Jesus
He can be neatly stored
Under the stairs

#PrayForSnoops

#ListenToSnoops

Oh yes. Sinners is stunning.

I find it impossible to keep up with Snoops. He is a true citizen of the world #TransnationalSnoops

The heat this generates my iPhone is steaming

I on the other hand will name your child Colgate Ennui

A cheap fast food bidding war… ain’t seen one o’ them for a while…

Oh God: you’re an accelerationist.

I WILL DO THIS FOR CHIPS & CURRY SAUCE

Again.

YouTube video by Doctor Who DUGGA DOO | FULL SONG from The Interstellar Song Contest | Doctor Who

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