Casey

🐊🤠

Thanks @mplsnightmayor.bsky.social for organizing this! I just donated, won’t you?

“My Outtie is a bird murderer” - Henry

True but ewwwwww

Is this how baby UPS trucks are made?

Greg and I are in this one
this one right here. This is the one I would love for you to get tickets to and see us be weird in

so many prepositions

I’m back hosting this variety show !
March 8 | 7pm | Bryant Lake Bowl

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Chris Kluwe 'figured' he would get arrested for protesting MAGA — and he'd do it again (exclusive) Chris Kluwe, a former NFL kicker for the Minnesota Vikings, tells The Advocate about getting arrested for protesting MAGA proposals on his city council.

Just had an excellent interview with @advocate.com, and I really think this one is worth your time to read.

Oh husband

I just attempted that at Indeed, but got a ne “friend” who talked my ear off. So commenting to follow the answers!

Don’t threaten us with a good time!

It’s been easier than I thought to not shop there!

Do they think the bar is this low?

New Evidence Suggests Humans Developed Written Language To Avoid Breaking Up In Person CHICAGO—Noting that early humans’ aversion to confrontation played a critical role in their evolution, a new study published Friday in the American Journal Of Archaeology concluded that written language was first developed to avoid breaking up in person. “According to our findings, early Mesopotamians created the first cuneiform tablets in 3200 BCE because they couldn’t […]

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I’d like a different universe please!

I saw the Kanye ad yesterday (it aired in the Philly market, where we were) but didn't click on the link.

Today I found out it went to a website selling swastika T-shirts.

This was a Superbowl ad.

And it was to a website selling swastika T-shirts.

I feel like I'm losing my mind.

Drake Drops New Track Inviting Kendrick Lamar Out To Coffee So They Can Clear Things Up TORONTO—In a stunning twist to the feud between the two hip-hop artists, Drake reportedly dropped a new track Monday inviting Kendrick Lamar out to coffee so they could clear things up. “The truth is,...

Drake Drops New Track Inviting Kendrick Lamar Out To Coffee So They Can Clear Things Up
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Oh Fer ya sure

I really love Watershed Spa

Massage, spa packet

Tremendous new addition to the Louvre

The same f*cks who cheered Tr*mp are really enjoying the halftime show

I’m at a bar in Miami where everyone cheered 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

Forgot where I am, #florida, tr*mp appeared on the tv at the bar and everyone cheered. Disgusting.

Hey #Minneapolis here's a useful, little known ordinance that could come in handy during this snow emergency. If your vehicle is hooked up to a tow truck and you catch them before it's left the block, they are legally obligated to release the car for $15. You'll still have a ticket but no impound!

Thought I was depressed, turns out I just needed some SUN! #miami

Just a casual Saturday

I demand an alternate universe now!

Guy On Doomed Planet Mostly Concerned With Skin Color Of People In Movies

Guy On Doomed Planet Mostly Concerned With Skin Color Of People In Movies
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