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First of all, you don't know what cakes I've seen.

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Someone has sure already made this observation but the fact they can convert all those empty warehouses into prison camps means they could have converted them into housing, community centers, job training centers or, hell, libraries or schools all along. It’s always a matter of will not resources.

15.02.2026 17:30 β€” πŸ‘ 40425    πŸ” 13652    πŸ’¬ 649    πŸ“Œ 581

as good a time as any to pitch my other great idea, which is to change the national anthem to "face down ass up"

15.02.2026 23:40 β€” πŸ‘ 72    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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a mascot holding a ncaa basketball in his hands ALT: a mascot holding a ncaa basketball in his hands

Forever to thee, y'all.

15.02.2026 03:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dawn Staley's 500th win at South Carolina.

15.02.2026 03:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This game is taking at least a year off my life.

15.02.2026 03:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Announcer: The LSU tiger is walking away.
Me, screaming, from home: HIS NAME IS MIKE.

15.02.2026 03:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Weak: NBA All-Stars.
Elite: SEC women's basketball.

15.02.2026 03:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Kim Mulkey has a specific kind of Big Karen energy where she doesn't ask for the manager right away because she needs to completely destroy some front-line workers emotionally first.

15.02.2026 03:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The little clap before the punch is ::chef's kiss::.

14.02.2026 00:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Everyone in their 20s right now is Braden, Jaden, Caden or Kyler.

13.02.2026 19:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Chadwick Boseman and James van der Beek both died in their 40s of an illness that's treatable if a colonoscopy catches it but almost no insurer covers them for people under 45, this is what Engels meant by "social murder"

12.02.2026 19:08 β€” πŸ‘ 8307    πŸ” 2545    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 152
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The AJC to cut staff as it continues digital transformation The Atlanta Journal-Constitution said Tuesday it will lay off staffers in the newsroom and other segments of the business.

BREAKING: @ajc.com on Tuesday evening said it will lay off approximately 50 staffers, about 15% of its headcount, as it seeks to cut costs and marshal resources to invest in its growth.

The AJC published its last print edition on 12/31. About half of those laid off will come from the newsroom.

04.02.2026 01:16 β€” πŸ‘ 229    πŸ” 144    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 38

1/ ProPublica collected handwritten letters in mid-January from children held at the Dilley Immigration Processing Center, the same facility where 5-year-old Liam Conejo Ramos was taken.

Hundreds of kids are still detained.

We’ll let the children’s words speak for themselves. 🧡

09.02.2026 12:25 β€” πŸ‘ 11368    πŸ” 7323    πŸ’¬ 187    πŸ“Œ 816

OK "god bless america" and then naming every country in the americas from south to north is absolute king shit

09.02.2026 01:33 β€” πŸ‘ 28949    πŸ” 5026    πŸ’¬ 178    πŸ“Œ 155

No Kings includes Draft Kings

08.02.2026 23:49 β€” πŸ‘ 26059    πŸ” 6101    πŸ’¬ 183    πŸ“Œ 111

This is from 2017. And I was like oh, just a couple years ago. No. Almost a decade ago.

06.02.2026 01:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Ian McKellen performs β€œThe Strangers’ Case” speech from β€œSir Thomas More” on Colbert.

05.02.2026 13:07 β€” πŸ‘ 9197    πŸ” 3597    πŸ’¬ 175    πŸ“Œ 727
Welcome to Hell - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live Welcome to Hell - SNL

For those of you out there just finally understanding just how godawful it can be to be a woman, welcome. Here's one of the theme songs. www.youtube.com/watch?v=1l26...

05.02.2026 22:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Update: I actually have a sinus infection.

05.02.2026 18:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Washington Post Dies in Whatever

04.02.2026 21:03 β€” πŸ‘ 66    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1

First stress visual migraine of 2026!

03.02.2026 14:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Better or worse than when DeBlasio dropped the groundhog and it died?

03.02.2026 03:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

People: Can we have the pedophile list, please?
DOJ: Here's, uh, thousands of pages we didn't really organize well. Also some stuff we should have redacted is still in there. Sorry.
People: OK, so like, we prosecutin?
DOJ: You just asked for a list. Who do you think we are?

03.02.2026 03:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My street and most of the sidewalk around my house is covered in ice. I made it almost a whole week but fell, for the first time, this morning. One foot in the car, one hand on the inside car door handle, back foot loses traction, I hit the ground. Haven't looked at the bruise yet. Maybe tomorrow.

31.01.2026 04:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The thing about Catherine O’Hara is she is so hilarious and talented that I forgot she was mortal

30.01.2026 19:38 β€” πŸ‘ 3538    πŸ” 565    πŸ’¬ 28    πŸ“Œ 15
Woman holds a sign out of a car window β€œyour papaw don’t run moonshine through these hollers for you to be a bootlicker”

Woman holds a sign out of a car window β€œyour papaw don’t run moonshine through these hollers for you to be a bootlicker”

Via appalachians4appalachia

29.01.2026 00:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1494    πŸ” 437    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 15

Thanks, Boss.

28.01.2026 20:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
screenshot of a NPR Tiny Desk Concert video featuring the Cow Tools Cow playing Cow Tools. The cow stands with its table of crude tools in an office setting surrounded by shelves jam-packed with records, trinkets, plush toys and various other tchotchkes.

screenshot of a NPR Tiny Desk Concert video featuring the Cow Tools Cow playing Cow Tools. The cow stands with its table of crude tools in an office setting surrounded by shelves jam-packed with records, trinkets, plush toys and various other tchotchkes.

been waiting for the cow tools tiny desk

27.03.2025 12:29 β€” πŸ‘ 776    πŸ” 159    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

We endure. We don't give up. There are no other options.

25.01.2026 03:54 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If you need a relaxing break from the news and the weather, a guy is free solo climbing a skyscraper on Netflix.

25.01.2026 01:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

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