Yesferatu

You don't have to worry about keeping up with your lies or remembering to put on your public persona if that's just you. Far easier.

Exactly. He's just himself. The same guy we saw on TV and in Insta reels. He doesn't have to put anything on because it's just really him. It's easy to be yourself.

Yeah crying a lot. Who wrote this? I would like to send them a very nice hand-written note.

Mamdani is speaking and I'm only crying a little (so far). Just a guy saying he wants to help people and fix things and actually make things better. And something about that is enough to move a 2025 regular American person to tears.

YouTube video by Zohran Mamdani for NYC Wu-Tang, JB, and Zohran bring the ruckus

To me, he won it right here:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPbt...

YouTube video by The Daily Show Steve Kornacki - Leslie Jones’s Dream Comes True | The Daily Show

Again: Girl, same.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYEB...

I have lived her for four years and three months and driving through southwest Virginia was probably the scariest thing I've ever done since I moved here. It was late summer, and I was terrified I'd hit a deer and someone would come to help me and then just shoot me.

OK well, I have a new boss' boss' boss' boss.

Having Kornacki obsessively drilling down into Virginia county by county is an absolute delight.

Mike the Tiger

This Mike. The actual tiger.
www.mikethetiger.com

So LSU has no coach, no athletics director and no university president, and they say the governor is in charge? No. NO. Mike is in charge. Let Mike handle it all.

Thanks football karma — I no longer need this.

I think I love sports so much because I am always so personally nervous about my own failures that watching the potential of other people winning is really a relief.

Every crowd shot is like 30 people ready to throw up.

Do you have Ernie Clement's phone number? Asking for a friend.

Not gonna lie. Little crush on him right now.

Got a little crush on Ernie Clement now.

All the announcers were like "What if Lane Kiffin quits?" Like bruh, to go where? Somewhere that sucks? Because those are the options right now.

No. I have had:
• That was an unrestful 30 minutes.
• I have absolutely no idea how much time has passed and it is possible the cops are here for a welfare check because I slept through a week of work.

No, you've got it. You have 100% got it.

Look sir, I still have eligibility.

I am finding M*** SH***'s phone number.

"He's the second-most sacked QB in college football," YEAH I KNOW CAN WE JUST PUT THE DEFENSIVE LINE IN WITH HIM. I'm not clear on the rules.

I WOULD LIKE TO SUGGEST SOMEONE PROTECT MY BOY LANORRIS PLEASE.

There are certain things about sports that you just can't explain why they're great, they just are. I love the sophisticated trash talk of Larry Bird but sometimes you just gotta go right at a guy in the vernacular of your time.

Also what a great weekend to be a kid: Halloween on a Friday, World Series Game 7 on a Saturday.

How do you get an offensive line? Asking for a friend. (My friend Shane.)

Meanwhile I have eaten five chocolate Christmas Tree cakes in the past hour. No biggie.

But it would also be nice to have an o-line.