El pollo Diablo

I really dgaf about people entering the country and living here illegally 🤷🏽‍♂️

American Pie remake but using Taco Bell’s new Baja Blast Pie.

Live mas

“Haha you mean my milk chasers?”

I’m going to get black out drunk and shit myself in support, just so you’re reminded of how uncool it is to drink.

Jokes aside, you’ve done awesome so far and I know you’ll keep it going strong. With or without my bm.

“This ain’t my first rodeo.” -Me, at my second rodeo

YOURE NOT MY REAL MOM YOU CANT TELL ME WHAT TO DO

Is there anything more soul draining than a hazelnut coffee made from the office “fancy” coffee machine?

There’s something about the associating between hazelnut and corporate apathy.

Mike Johnson is one of the best examples on why we should bring back bullying.

Fuck Harry Potter, watch The Last Unicorn instead

They really need to put the pressure on these ghouls and hold them accountable.

“And what point was he making by shitting on American citizens and the flag while wearing a crown?”

What worries me more is that nobody does this sort of renovation if they’re not planning to stick around and enjoy it. This is him signaling that he isn’t stepping away after just for years.

-A living wage
-Guaranteed healthcare
-The right to join a union
-The right to vote
-The right to choose when, how, and with whom you start a family
-The right for you and your family to live free from gun violence

These are the foundations of real freedom.

Is there anything more cathartic than when pieces of shit eat shit?

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This is what democracy looks like. #NoKings

Riiiight which is why she openly endorsed Kamala last time.

This is what we get for DUI hires

Her and the rest of the green part have gone back underground to hibernate for the next 4 years until it’s time to come back up and split the democratic vote for the next election cycle.

Exactly. Why do you think they suddenly jump on here with all the official WHITE House accounts. They need to keep stoking the flames wherever they can because their own fire is going to die out

This is an awful idea because it only affects the people who are actually trying to do their jobs depend on that salary. The assholes you’re mad at don’t need it because they have wealth, so you’re making easier for them to hold out and strong arm others.

Can we report then en mass for breaking bluesky’s terms?

Okay guys let’s be serious. Just because they have a group chat praising Hitler and making other racist and antisemitic jokes doesn’t mean they’re Nazi’s.

That’s just normal Republican talk.

Now I’m not grammarmatician but seems to me if you’re anti-antifa then you’re pro-fascism?

Me: It’s been a long week.

Coworker: But it’s only Tuesday?

Me: BuT iT’s OnLy TuEsDaY 😒

“You should live your life in such a way that the world does not celebrate your death.”

I think about that quote a lot.

I love when Faux News tries to run a hit piece and all they do is make them look even better.

a cartoon of a man shaking hands with another man in an orange jacket . Alt: Close of of Naruto’s hands making jutsu signals

Does anybody even like those hand sensor operated bathroom sinks? I’m standing here at the office doing Naruto hand signs trying to summon some water jutsu

“This ain’t my first rodeo,” -Me, at my second rodeo.

Coincidentally mine is to pick up my 40lbs dog without him thinking it’s scary 💪

When you think about it this country was founded on shitposting. What were hamilton’s original essays if not the biggest shit posts of all time