🍁 me alone

That’s incomplete, he only got 2 of his 3 feet down inbounds

Of course, in this year of all years, we’re going to have to choose whether or not to root for the US in the World Series.

this country is still worth fighting for

If you’re rooting for anyone to be turned away from an Emergency Room there’s not words I can say out loud or online about you that won’t have authorities knocking on my door.

right wingers are going to be so performatively mad about this, they might be performatively madder about this than all the things they've ever been performatively mad about combined

Sideline picture of Favre in a white tee and trucker hat in glasses Brett Favre 2019 Welfare Fraud Recipient

FTFY NBC

Autistic and neurodivergent people deserve far better than a government looking to prevent their existence, let alone one that will invent fictitious ways to do so that puts everyone in danger

ME TOO

It is pretty amazing to see people go from “the left is the enemy of democracy and must be purged” to “who can really know why good kids do bad things?”

if that news is true, don't say anything you wouldn't want to see screenshotted and spread all over right wing media

Big Midwestern Energy

Only crazy if it doesn’t work

I’m cracking up imagining the average Packers “owner” getting so angry at the suggestion that they’re socialists like the 9/11 Clydesdales praying to Mecca tweet

Dak Tuah

Millennials are middle aged now but not me. I stayed young somehow

universe loading the bases for a walkoff grand slam

It's going to be the weirdest thing watching every news network trying to sell "a nation in mourning" while Kool & the Gang's "Celebration" becomes the new national anthem.

Live your life such that everyone doesn’t spend ten solid years planning the rager they’re going to throw when you die.

Undertale

Brody.

Chicago keeping art alive:

God I can’t wait to get *the* news

Ngl I’m excited to see what he wears

🖕🏼🖕🏼
(Killing this whole parenting thing)

Hulk Hogan, lying inexplicably sideways in his open coffin, being visited by a chihuahua dog, who looks distraught. The people behind the coffin do too

I'm sorry, but this may be the funniest Facebook AI slop I have ever seen. Bury me sideways in my coffin, brother. Let my dog see

Hmmm what I am seeing is that a shocking number of men are carrying around a whole bunch of unresolved resentment from high school, usually involving women, and it is manifesting as Being Weird Online in Your 30s/40s

do I have that right

photo of Mr. Rogers that looks almost exactly like The Onion sickos meme guy

Obsessed with this photo of Mr. Rogers that looks almost exactly like The Onion sickos guy.

Emmett Till memorial shot up with bullets

People with guns proudly posing in front of the Emmett Till memorial shot up with bullets

A bulletproof Emmett Till memorial. Riddled with bullet dents.

All I think about when I hear people say that it’s bad taste to dance on Hulk Hogan’s grave is that Emmett Till’s monument had to be replaced with a 500lb steel bulletproof monument because white people simply won’t stop riddling it with bullets. So now it just has tons of dents. From bullets.