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Hegseth might end up inviting Trump to the group chat to fix this.

Wow Chris, you're responsible for a ton of my enjoyment over the last several decades. Thank you for everything and I hope you end up doing something super fun in the future. Please keep us all looped in whatever you do next! Take care!

YouTube video by Apple TV Murderbot — Official Trailer | Apple TV+

Really looking forward to Martha Wells' "Murderbot" series coming to AppleTV. The books are a hoot.

This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.

I got mine yesterday and I think Mike (@slyflourish.com) did a great job. The book is beautiful.

Having trouble selling your Tesla? Well, don't worry, scheduling your own Tesla theft is a few clicks away.

Glad to have you back in the group chat again.

Pete seems like the kind of guy who probably uses the eggplant emoji a lot

Honest mistake - classified documents are actually part of the hidden menu at Arby's.

It's an amazing political gift dropped into the laps of every democrat, but my party has a distinct lack of balls lately.

It all makes sense now.

So did Caesar.

Wow...

Send Meta an invoice for the usage. Make the number (very) large.

Inconceivable!

He’s at the “Finding Out” stage.

This is gold.

When I see a child on a leash, I always ask the parent if he's from a rescue or a breeder.

me: good morning Killbot

killbot: good morning sir, shall i kill you this morning sir or prepare a smoothie

me: smoothie please

killbot: excellent choice sir i shall try again tomorrow

Musk is the successful son Trump never had.

I use Apple Notes but never considered tagging things for “next time” ideas. I dig it.

This is a super cool idea. Do you create sub-folders or files with things happening soon and farther in the future?

Praying that McDonalds cheese burgers can finish what the sniper couldn't.

I loved GURPS in college, but yeah, it certainly did not fly off the shelves compared to D&D back then.

I feel like there was a missed opportunity to rhyme oligarchy with malarkey.

They're looking north too. Hope you guys have a plan.

Photo of a gray-faced senior dog sitting on a couch.

My old boy, Ben.

I'm looking forward to catching Elder's 10 year anniversary Lore tour. I think it'll be a treat to hear the whole thing played through live.

Someone will need to explain this insult to our incoming president.

CEOs are afraid of being shot. That's cute, now they know what it's like to be a kid in school.