Lee

This came in the mail. My wife told me to shape up cause now she has a real outside option

My young coworker is mostly useless, but at least he's sick today too

Two ravens sitting on my truck

Look at these beauties

The oddest thing I heard in 2025 - my roommate at school burst in the room and said 'great news! my mom got us pickled eggs!'

The most realistic part of Home Alone is when Kevin's mom calls the cops to ask for help and they could not care less

Those bastards. We worked today, shouldn't have. I'm still cold

This is noon. That's the most sun we'll get today

Feels like we never should have moved here

Yes, tongues inside only! It's cold enough that the fog in the air is freezing

It is very beautiful here but you can feel your face freeze after 5 minutes outside. Not the best

Good morning! It's that wonderful temperature where Celsius and Fahrenheit are the same

It's 20° below, we've gotten about 10 inches of snow today and we just had an earthquake. Lots of action up north today

Wordle in 1 baby! Time for a new go to word

Saw my mom for the first time in a few years. She's getting smaller and smaller. I need to visit more before she just vanishes completely

At school a kid in my class called one of my favourite bands from high school Geezer rock. Loved it and fully embrace the genre

Got fired from my job at the classic rock station because I refused to play We are the Champions after We Will Rock you

Kicked my honey shreddies habit. Plain ones still loaded with sugar so it wasn't technically cold turkey

Why do movies and tv insist that uni/college professors care about the success of their students? They don't even care if the kid shows up

A sign at a liquor store encouraging people to assault other with lemon juice

Good morning everybody

There are some ugly fuckers on the Mariners

Everyone in Canada hates Toronto until the ball team gets rockin

I used to believe it was alcohol that made me feel bad in the morning.

I'm onto the natural deodorant that comes in cardboard now. No plastic container and I smell like an orange tic tac. Win win

Thoughtful!

Thanks for the warning, there are kids around

Canadian Tire Facebook ad for airport grade DEPRESSION FILLER for asphalt driveways.

Thanks, Canadian Tire 🥹 I sure could use some

Am I happy? No. But am I living a meaningful life? Also no

I'm away for school. My new roommate drinks Gatorade and vodka all day

People that say "I know I look young for my age" always look exactly their age