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Why do movies and tv insist that uni/college professors care about the success of their students? They don't even care if the kid shows up

A sign at a liquor store encouraging people to assault other with lemon juice

Good morning everybody

There are some ugly fuckers on the Mariners

Everyone in Canada hates Toronto until the ball team gets rockin

I used to believe it was alcohol that made me feel bad in the morning.

I'm onto the natural deodorant that comes in cardboard now. No plastic container and I smell like an orange tic tac. Win win

Thoughtful!

Thanks for the warning, there are kids around

Canadian Tire Facebook ad for airport grade DEPRESSION FILLER for asphalt driveways.

Thanks, Canadian Tire 🥹 I sure could use some

Am I happy? No. But am I living a meaningful life? Also no

I'm away for school. My new roommate drinks Gatorade and vodka all day

People that say "I know I look young for my age" always look exactly their age

Here to continue disappointing

Had to stare in the mirror to clean crud out of my eye. I'm gettin pretty fuckin ugly

Might shave off my eyebrows. It's weird and people will point me out to their friends. Consider it a community service

Wordle was dirty today but I appreciate the palindrome

2.

And a back brace to lug them around

I would like to collect vinyl records, but I already collect comics. You're only allowed 1 heavy hobby

I'm old enough to remember when Subway was good

Watching Deep Space 9. Crazy O'Brien did 20 years of prison in his mind and just shook it off after breaking Quark's hand and screaming at his family one time

Vegans get picked on. Putting black beans in brownies doesn't help with that

Pretty sweet rainbow yesterday evening

a medieval drawing of a seated man with two men each with the handle of a two handed saw, sawing into his head. caption is me

ah, that late sunday feeling

If you're a lion or tiger I bet the sickest thing you can do in front of your buddies is catch an albino prey

Everywhere else is dead internet. Bluesky is I wish I was dead internet

When I followed the artists feed I wasn't expecting endless weird cartoon animals with huge dicks and boobs. Not my thing but thanks

An extremely disinterested looking Cillian Murphy sitting in front of a red and black background with his arms crossed in front of him. He is staring at someone speaking with tired, haunted eyes. The image has on the bottom right a TikTok logo with a watermark of the username @tfanxedit

When someone says, "I asked ChatGPT"

In heaven all your best t-shirts are waiting for you