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09.02.2026 20:46 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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09.02.2026 14:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Gesundheit.

08.02.2026 22:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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You're a better skater than Putin.

06.02.2026 19:42 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

I'm not as put off by Trump's speech as I am at the applause that it got.

05.02.2026 15:42 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I have never been more ashamed to be born in 1973.

29.01.2026 23:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 2

These guys aren't the Gestapo. The Gestapo didn't wear masks.

25.01.2026 20:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Play him at striker.

24.01.2026 15:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He swallowed the spider to catch the fly.

21.01.2026 18:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It's going to come out that he asked for the prize money too.

16.01.2026 19:17 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Can Trump count this in his "90 deals in 90 days (give or take a few hundred days)"?

16.01.2026 17:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I know it's nowhere near the worst part of this photo, but that gold shit on the walls is ridiculous.

16.01.2026 03:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Everyone always thinks *they're* gonna be the 1,000 Year Reich.

14.01.2026 03:46 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Which is exactly why the regime wants to destroy public media.

07.01.2026 19:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Game recognizes game.

07.01.2026 17:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm glad Trump is starting to take it easy on the makeup.

07.01.2026 03:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Mike Johnsonitis is contagious!

06.01.2026 19:25 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Post WWII foreign policy is basically the same theme as "There Was an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly".

06.01.2026 19:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You might be overthinking this. He's just a misogynist.

03.01.2026 19:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm old enough to remember 2003. Anyone who questions the legality and/or wisdom of this debacle will be labeled a Maduro lover and giving aid and comfort to the enemy.

03.01.2026 17:49 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

He's ended eight wars, so his war plus/minus is still +7. 🙄

03.01.2026 16:06 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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29.12.2025 20:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I must be, the Bahamas are islands.

29.12.2025 20:19 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My folks drove it up here from the Bahamas.

29.12.2025 18:44 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I don't and you can't make me.

26.12.2025 06:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

There are probably more than zero community college students enrolled in exactly six credits per semester because the tuition is less than four months worth of student loan payments.

23.12.2025 19:51 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

He's right. I *do* want more prosecutions. Just not the same ones that crowd wants.

21.12.2025 19:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is going to end up with Trump invading the Azores, isn't it?

19.12.2025 11:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It never fails. Donald Trump will always make anyone who supports him look like a fucking idiot.

15.12.2025 17:00 — 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

The only person allowed to do that was Prince.

12.12.2025 03:03 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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