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@rathercrassidy.bsky.social

oh you STILL think you’re the only bitch who can turn into a car

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Latest posts by rathercrassidy.bsky.social on Bluesky

being in ICE or Border Patrol must be so crazy right now, you’re walking around as the disposable henchmen you can kill without qualms in the coming century of films and video games

15.08.2025 00:15 — 👍 5401    🔁 1163    💬 67    📌 39
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0 for 3 this pride month i fear

19.06.2025 23:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

oh yeah

14.06.2025 01:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i cant wait until we find out what the next arc’s conflicts are at mix nyc

29.05.2025 21:46 — 👍 10    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

correct

08.05.2025 13:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

MIX NYC is kind of like mardi gras for girls who harbor sexual feelings for people in their friend group

06.05.2025 22:10 — 👍 20    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

either way it should be researched. potentially an untapped panacea

25.04.2025 00:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

anybody know if poppers can also relax the bronchioles? asking for myself

25.04.2025 00:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

anyone see mid will hunting yet?

21.04.2025 00:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

they don’t make fuckbuddies anymore because everyone is poly now. you have to do a land acknowledgement before you get your back blown out due to woke

20.04.2025 03:14 — 👍 2099    🔁 257    💬 21    📌 9

i know every time I speak it sounds like I don’t do the dishes but I fucking do!

15.04.2025 03:13 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

i guess 😩

03.03.2025 16:14 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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