Bridget

I feel like JFK’s body language is reading the same. Legs tightly crossed then he places his left hand over his crotch. Even he feels threatened and that’s really saying something.

Right? My middle name is redundancy.

Read the room Amy. Read the room.

Yeah, because they can’t afford food

Draw me like one of your French girls.

And you’re a condescending bitch.

I think he’s pissed off and someone is getting fired over that

Chip Roy, my man. You okay dude?

What in the actual fuck is going on at @rollingstone.com that an editor thought this garbage was fit to publish?

Matt, if I had written that and then went on to put my name to it and promote it I’d be so humiliated I’d probably delete all my social media accounts.

That’s because you’re one of the good guys Patrick. It’s pretty disheartening to finally understand that you’re a rare bird tho.

I called this as I was watching the video this afternoon. Fucking knew it.

“Have you not learned from the last couple of days”

Absolutely terrifying. They have no fear about breaking any and all laws.
Total impunity.

“…if I survive!”
“Okay, bye!”

Hahahahahahaha

Same, this is the 2nd gift link I try and neither work for me

The 80’s called and, well actually the 40’s called and, well actually, nevermind.

I have this printed and hanging on my office wall.

I also have a bottle of red ice wine ready to celebrate. My last two celebratory bottles went to Joe & Kamala for their win and OJ Simpson for dying. On my birthday no less!

Wish he’d have said r*pe, not sex.

Same! And I’m fucking Canadian!

First I see of this kid but fucking love him!

I can’t stress this enough: you cannot understand politics without reading this paragraph about why there’s no such thing as a 1/3rd pound hamburger

Blocked! Thems war words

For LA? I’m down with that

I think we all agree this must end, but that’s not the ending I envision

Omg. Grab your smelling salts and grow a ball sac dude.

Hey Mr Tim Apple, don’t make me get rid of my entire Apple ecosystem. It’ll break my heart and mind to do so, but I will.

The administration is taking notes and taking names. The fact that no one clapped will raise alarm bells within the admin. Guarantee they have been brainstorming solutions to this “problem” all day. Scary shit to come I think.

Yeah, might be

So apparently I still need to 📌 this, just updated (Canada) and not seeing the bookmark. (User error?)

Here's two men, one of whom is swimming in sewage and destroying national health infrastructure and one of whom is a sweaty, drunken tool firing most of our nation's experienced military leaders while being a one-man security risk. Here's the only story we at the Times could come up with, though.

This is so disturbing