Crying oatmilk

In regards to the people leaving carts full of merch at Target. Ok so let’s not do this. The people that have to put all that shit back had nothing to do with DEI. There are ways to protest that don’t involve inconveniencing the frontline. It’s us against the rich, not us against us.

Hey @netflix.com I’m gonna need you to read the room

I’m just not feeling very cash money these days

I think you meant “Many Reddit users are boycotting X after Elon Musk twice made a Nazi salute during President Trump’s inaugural celebration”

Oof me too 🥲

Not all trump supporters are nazis, but all nazis are trump supporters

People say #astrology isn’t real, but with The South Node going into Virgo simultaneously while Meta is taking away fact checking really is somethin

Someone send Delta some PR packages, and while you’re out I’ll take some too

Guys, I hate to say it but Target just does not hit like it used to. I had a gift card and spent it on NA beer because it was the only thing I would actually use

I do feel like 2016 clowns walked so 2024 drones could run

When I’m feeling really down and out I throw on #shameless and things suddenly don’t seem so bad

A president (impeached president mind you) peddling a cologne for $200 that he named after his “assassination attempt” (allegedly) is really the work of SNL writers. This is the bad place.

I don’t wanna brag but 12 days ago when I made this account I updated my bio to the Inside lyrics that everyone is now using on tik tok talking about CEOs

GUBBINS game tiles spelling out we stan Kristen Stewart

GUBBINS tiles spelling out Claire saffitz

No stop because this game gets me #gubbins

Signed up for @hankgreen.bsky.social’s newsletter email thing, he had a game linked at the bottom today that is seriously so so nice!!! It’s relaxing, it looks nice, it sounds nice. Shoutout to Hank!! #gubbins

My husband got in a car accident and probably totaled his car, but shoutout to Sam’s bakery because the cake he was picking up for my birthday has less damage than his car

a large rock is sitting on top of a pile of dirt ALT: a large rock is sitting on top of a pile of dirt

One of the biggest things I’m looking forward to tomorrow is getting that a24 birthday gift link

Babe how do you like your coffee? Let’s fix this asap

How do you feel?

To the person who taught my boomer dad to instagram… count your days

I’m not much of a Thanksgiving kinda gal, but I am very much a Spotify wrapped kinda girl. It’s almost that time of year 🙏🏼🙏🏼

I needed this, thank you

Waiting for Bo Burnham’s Inside album to stop being applicable to daily life 🥲

Is this thing on?