An alien child, green with large dark green eyes, has multiple alien creatures wearing suits scrambling up its head. Atop the babies head, where all the other aliens are reaching, is one alien holding a briefcase of cash. "Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator" is written next to the baby. Behind that text is a stock ticker arrow that has moved up and down but, at the end of it, is pointing up.
A furry looking baby floats in space. Beside them , text reads...
1 Pursued Night School
2 Survived a Suicide Mission
3 Punched Commanding Officer
4 Re-Drafted Into Service
5. Failed to defuse exposive
To the right of the baby is a stock chart, showing a good trend of growth on the investments made. Text by this chart reads
Baby Value
Invested Stock
Avg. Stock Price: 278
Avg. Sale Price: 335
Below it shows that after trading stocks on this baby the investory made 1427 and are now invited to continue.
Most of the screen is taken up by a line graph, charting the rise and fall in stock price of a babies life. At this point, thay are 46 and the line has had a big dip. Above the graph in red text in a box with arrows pointing down it says "Bitten by Horse". Which is, what has happened to the baby at this point of its life. The baby is called "Pollo" and the extra information to the right of this chart tells us they are "unwell". Which adds up, having being bitten by a horse. Who among us could claim to be at their peak post-horse bite? You? Well, honestly, I want to know your story. Did you develop powers? Did the collected germs in the horses mouth actually counteract some viral agent that had just recently hit your veins? Or were you just having such a bad time that the horse biting you was actually the best part of your day? Seriously, let me know!
"...you'll see where I cashed out midway through. This baby rode the lightning at critical health for half its lifespan."
- A recent post by a dev in our internal Discord.
Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator is out in 2026!
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The Super Mario 64 source code lists names for Mario's footstep sounds. The list starts off normal but becomes poetic with names like "Footsteps in the Fallen Leaves" and "More Than Anyone Else in the World". It turns out the names are actually taken from a 1994 dating simulator.
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Why โSilksongโ Took Seven Years to Make
The highly anticipated indie game has been in production for so long that itโs become an internet meme
BREAKING: Silksong will be out on September 4. Two weeks from today. Really.
Often, games that take 7+ years to make are plagued by mismanagement and painful burnout. But for Silksong? Team Cherry was having a blast. They still are.
This is their story: www.bloomberg.com/news/newslet...
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Animated gif of The Crimson Diamond logo, reading "Making The Crimson Diamond: Live! Painting Pixels with Julia".
Tomorrow, special Crimson C'Friday stream, 8pm Eastern! www.twitch.tv/a_maplemystery To celebrate the 1-year anniversary of The Crimson Diamond, I'll be doing Steam key giveaways, @fourthwall.com merch giveaways, and eating a special celebratory cake! Plus pixel art & retro games! Come join me!
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Hehehe thank you Ben!! ๐ถ๐
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Thank you Angelaaaaa!! ๐ฅณ๐ค
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Iโm so freaking excited to get to say Iโm working with some of the best folks in gaming: Strange Scaffold! Iโm on the sequel to Space Warlord Organ Trading Simulatorโฆ.
SPACE WARLORD BABY TRADING SIMULATOR!
(Music and sound design) Canโt wait for you all to see what the team creates ๐ถ๐
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A MIDI Cucumber from Waitrose
Does anyone know how to connect this to Ableton?
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Text Reads
Truck-Kun is supporting Me From Another World?!
This image is in an anime style, a truck can be seen hitting a number of objects, the make of the truck is "isekai" which is a fun little easter egg! Behind the logo is a person with pointy elf ears, large anime eyes, wearing a suit of armour, long pink hair and pointing a sword towards you, the viewer!
We are also announcing for next year...
Truck-Kun is Supporting Me From Another World?!
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Text Reads
Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator
It then features a green alien baby, next to it is a stock ticker going up and down. On the baby climb lots of alien business people in suits, one stands centrally holding a suitcase full of cash looking triumphant. I'm not sure they are a good person, but that is just me colouring your opinion, and for that I apologise.
We also want to discuss the future, which is more games!
Coming next year we have...
Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator
A sequel to Space Warlord Organ Trading Simulator.
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Text Reads
Summer of Strange Scaffold
July 16th - August 16th
The image depicts a number of references to our characters, all on a beach setting with a lovely BBQ and Beach Ball present. The mask of the Clickold sits like an Easter Island statue, there is a nice sandcastle, the hat and video camera used by the main character in Life Eater is there, a COI Guard from I Am Your Beast can be seen in the background, and what's that in the sky? It's a dog on top of an airplane!
The Summer of Strange Scaffold is a celebration of a milestone for us.
Once Co-op Kaiju launches, we have made and released SIX GAMES in the last 2 YEARS!
So, we want to discuss that! Highs and lows, with the many people who brought these games to life in videos, podcasts and more!
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me in a city: this level design is terrible
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With July coming up, I've got some availability for more audio projects:
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Donkey Kong BANANZA looks so freaking wild and fun, ho-ly damn! Looks amazing, sounds amazing, and it looks like it plays amazing <3 The amount of whimsy and joy they've packed in there, goty contender already <3
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A screen that says receiving data as I transfer my saved data from the Nintendo Switch One to the Nintendo Switch Two.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
05.06.2025 16:08 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
My intel i9 MacBook Pro is really starting to show its age on this project ๐ญ freezing and unfreezing tracks is just brutal and still takes forever ๐๐ฅฒ
27.05.2025 23:16 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
a booth with key art and banners that say "PLEASE" the game title. The S is stylized in red.
A game I'm doing music for is at Dreamhack Dallas this weekend! Go check out PLEASE, a VR rhythm game with empathy as a key mechanic! I wish I could be there with my dear friend Michael, but my full time has me scheduled and wouldn't let me use vacation time. Go enjoy if you're there! #dreamhack
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A mail package with a black and white image of a toucan wearing headphones.
Something Toucan this way comes ๐ค๐ง
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Did a quick redesign today for Magik in Marvel Rivals!
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lol that' awesome!! Happy birthday Kevin!!
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2025 Video Game Composer and Sound Designer Survey
Game Audio Industry Survey 2025.
This is our 12th year running this survey of the video game music and sound industry
Please take the GameSoundCon #GameAudio industry survey!
We have been conducting this survey since 2014 on game audio trends, salaries and other info
www.surveymonkey.com/r/GSCGameAud...
The survey is anonymous It should take 5-7 minutes to complete.
Results will be posed this summer.
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Holy shit Blue Prince
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Iโm so excited to introduce a new game: Seasonala Cemetery โ explore the serene beauty of an urban cemetery and see how it changes in real-time with the time of day and seasons. A completely free game coming soon to Windows/Mac
Wishlist: store.steampowered.com/app/3272690/Seasonala_Cemetery/
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Oh for sure! They went so hard on that OST lol
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What Nintendo soundtrack has the sickest beats? Like, just the most wild things you ever heard?
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Thank you everyone for your delightful messages!! Each one made my day!
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Itโs my birthday! ๐ฅณ๐ถ Finally reached level 30, I hear this is when fall damage can really start to mess you up. Thank you to everyone who is in my life, enriching it each and every day โค๏ธ๐ถ
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Megan Carnes
Today is Bandcamp Friday and tomorrow is international womenโs day. You know what that means! Time to give me money
megancarnes.bandcamp.com/music
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Years ago I played smash bros on a plane with a random guy in my section. We had no real way of talking as he only spoke Chinese, but he saw me with my Switch and I offered him a joycon. Today he found me on Instagram!
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Freelance Sound Designer | Former Audio QA at Unbroken Studios | YouTube Musician ๐ถ
Reporter at Bloomberg | co-host of Triple Click | New York Times bestselling author of Play Nice + Press Reset + Blood, Sweat, and Pixels | jschreier@gmail.com
Running @StrangeScaffold. Wrote for MtG, Borderlands 4, Hypnospace Outlaw & more. Lead VA in Hellraiser: Revival. BAFTA nom. Christian! He/Him. Repped by CAA.
designer โฆ illustrator โฆ horror enjoyer
dm for commission or portfolio info
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she/they โฆ 28 โฆ resident evil brain rot
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Indie Developer / Director of Robust Games โข Created Loco Motive ๐๐จ โข Pixel Artist, Animator, Writer, Designer
www.robust.games
I make games in my pajamas. BAFTA Breakthrough, two time BAFTA award nominee and one time winner.
Working on SPACE WARLORD BABY TRADING SIMULATOR at Strange Scaffold
Prev: I AM YOUR BEAST, CRDM3, Clickolding, 10 Second Ninja X, Castles in the Sky
The game show where the rules change every show. Hosted by Sam Reich.
gamechanger.dropout.tv
We are a small indie studio creating the game:
Woe Is Us
https://distortionforge.com/
I make music for games and films, and play woodwind instruments.
Composer for Desert Angels (https://store.steampowered.com/app/3048770/Desert_Angels/)
https://www.jessecolford.com/
Welcome to #TheGIG - an exclusive and inclusive networking community for games industry professionals with over 8000 global members.
http://games.industrygathering.com
Specializing in sound effects, music & voiceover. Darkest Dungeon, TUNIC, Cadence of Hyrule, Celeste, Ruined King, Descenders... http://twitch.tv/powerupaudio
He/Him. TV Writer. Hiker. Pansexual. Podcaster. Created 21JSR. Den of Geek Staff.
disabled Chinese diaspora narrative designer. burnt out but still here, doing my best. COVID Conscious
Code Coven '23 Cohort | GDoCExpo GDC '24 Scholar
Current: Blood & Play
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/projectenso/blood-play
We're here!
patreon.com/worldsbeyondnumber
Actual human person.
5x Emmy winning Editor- Dreamworks Animation, Feature Anim at Netflix, Walt Disney Studios, Sesame Street, Disneyland, Titmouse, Disney TV Anim, and moreโฆ
teacher, composer, guitarist, electronic musician... husband, father, friend to certain animals
Composer, teacher, mom, Sam-fan, former last-place triathlete, dreamer, sometimes conductor and clarinetist. Believes in empathy. A former Berkeley High yellow jacket---watch out!
https://www.lauriesanmartin.com
It's @breath0air.bsky.social and @kitellis.bsky.social | Previously at Nintendo of America | Sharing insider stories/analysis & our love of games through podcasts & videos | hello@neveraminute.com
Lead Audio Designer at Ubisoft RedLynx. A curious idiot. Opinions are my own.
I sometimes write about functional sound design in games: https://deniszlobin.medium.com/