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a cartoon of ralph from the simpsons sits in an orange seat ALT: a cartoon of ralph from the simpsons sits in an orange seat

Me, watching this, and $MDB going up 64% over the past month.

Trying to understand nix. So far it feels like getting to relive the JS framework hustle of the mid 2010's but for trying to install a recentish version of your text editor.

McMorrow reads as very Michigan coded somehow. I like Joe Tates commitment to green tho.

Cuomo "Threatens" me with a good time.

still from the show King of the Hill, showing Hank Hill, telling the clerk at a Computer Business Center "Do I look like I know what a JPEG is?"

do i look like i know what a "koober nettys" is?

"Sticky sticky sticky boy... [loudly] Open the door! [quietly] Let him in." - my 2 year old

Sick bolo tie and polo shirt my man.

A modal dialog box on iOS that says “Failed to stop prediction”

Me coming back from 2016 in the time machine

The Power Broker, by Robert A. Caro.

What about a book that fits almost all that, but is way way too deep?

elon probably saw trump as a puppet, the same way russian oligarchs saw yeltsin’s successor as a puppet, the same way german oligarchs saw hitler as a puppet, the same way roman oligarchs saw octavian as a puppet, the sam

Jeppson's Malört

Monkey paw curls

Mir hunn e waakrege Poopst!

I wish the revival of veep wasn't just real life, but I am impressed with the writers sticking so close to the original source material.

delusional. he’s 2 years old tops.

I was not prepared for how terrible the terrible twos could be.

scene from Porco Rosso; a man in a blue uniform sits next to an anthropomorphic pig in a trenchcoat, sunglasses, and hat; the pig is saying "I'd rather be a pig than a fascist."

Seeing a lot of genAI art used in the service of fascism lately

Excited to be part of a protected class for the first time!

I am for the prisoners at the bar, and shall apologize for it only in the words of the Marquis Beccaria: “If I can but be the instrument of preserving one life, his blessing and tears of transport, shall be a sufficient consolation to me, for the contempt of all mankind.”
—John Adams

Could be worse - it's 2025, who even gets the measles anymore?

Siri, show me a weak person.

100% sanctions on china for 100 microseconds, every 100 milliseconds

Can't believe Timbaland spent the naughts absolutely ruining banger after banger by adding a few verses about how the female artist and women in general should have sex with him and how great having sex with him is in his own mind.

The general public learning the word "algorithm" was a huge mistake. Sometimes I hear non-computer people say stuff like "X software would be fine if it didn't have algorithms!" oh yeah, remove all the algorithms from software. great idea.

Picture of @whitehouse saying something totally fucking bonkers with a picture of trump wearing a crown in front of an AI generated manhattan.

Is the world real? Is anything real?

I mean, this Eric Adams BS is up there with Watergate in terms of DOJ scandals. I'd be relieved if this was a states rights issue! Then, at least, the question would be over the supremacy clause and not whether we even have laws anymore! :)

How do you mean? These were federal corruption charges.

If I’m a democratic representative I’m at the USAID office right now with a camera crew demanding answers tbh

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Praise Kier.
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