sree

In a way is this a Dorothy story? as fucked as things get, there’s no place like home

that and with Superman, the multiverse is allowed but only if they’re authoritarians incarcerating political enemies

Donald Trump has found your AO3 account.

heavily banking on nothing ever happens rn

Bluesky is very much not the platform for this but I don’t have an outlet

olivia is the taydaughter tbh precocious genre-adjacent pop singer-songwriter with a knack for bridges

sabrina carpenter is not a taydaughter tbh that’s ari’s daughter horny small soprano

False alarm. Maybe next week

I know it’s not true but god I wish it was

Will this reply get me mega deported

Inshallah

Hi authors! Please remember to file a claim!

cracker barrel? i hardly-- [lightning strikes me and i die]

giving birth is the hardest way of giving yourself a new task

when did u start watching this

being in traffic so long and forgetting that your freeway friend car was actually the bitch who cut you off 30 minutes ago

got into a long term relationship and got the dad bod and an enthusiasm for Hawaiian shirts even though I am a 27 year old woman

Trump on tha roof

Picture of teacher looking down from ceiling slats from viral tweet “ my teacher left the room during a test so we all started sharing answers then I look up and she was staring right at me”

Someone do something with these 2 there might be something to work with here

I know those katseye girls r sick of doing that gnarly dance at this point

This isn’t true bc u would’ve told me if u were in town :3

sitting in traffic long enough I forgot that my freeway friend driver in front of me was the bitch that cut me off without signaling

replying to the boy’s popular skeet to siphon off his likes no babes this is OUR internet clout now 🙂‍↕️😎

punching and kicking to the midterms — if dems can show they mean business even as the minority party the electorate will reward them accordingly

R u watching peacemaker rn

I choose to believe that it's the Zohran is Fat Now text messages wot won it.

I actually like it when politicians just talk like normal people instead of pretending they live in church

This military parade could’ve been a Signal chat

a photo grid of dolls with protest t-shirts and signs.

I need everyone on Normal People internet to know that American Girl Doll Instagram is doing doll protests today. There are tiny t-shirts and signs. AND THEN I realized it's a joint protest with the Barbie ppl, where there are EVEN TINIER SIGNS.