Meredith Stockbridge

For #Thanksgiving surgeons have replaced my hand with turkey leg.

With stunning accuracy, appointment schedulers call while I'm in bathroom.

New Prius now tops out at 16% because it's mad at us

Rode equivalent of 5 miles on stationary bike today and summarily lost legs.

Doc: To maintain a baseline level of neuroplasticity I want you to engage in regular light cardio and some strength training.
Me: I would rather swallow my brain.

Where can I get this juice 🤔

Somebody take the juice away from her!! 🧃 #pokopia

I don't know festivus poles should ever come down

Real Christmas trees are deforestation but fake Christmas trees are pollution so the point is we can't have Christmas

I've never watched hazbin hotel but thanks to Bluesky I think I've seen enough of it

Is that thing I never paid attention to still a thing?

Mais oui c'est bon

Slipped in the rain and wanged my head against the railing like a perfect ass.

I'm sorry, but when I was growing up, it was customary when answering the phone to state the phone number called, your full name, home address, social security number, and list of fears.

We should be asking this
c o n s t a n t l y.

Thinking about doing a GoFundMe to finance my flight from the US with like stuff to show I'm learning a foreign language and shit

Freddy is a great campfire baddie but an awful movie subject. The character and surrounding circumstances could not be filled out.

“But wait!” I hear you cry, “It's debatable if he canonically molested those kids; that was only mentioned in a TV special”
Right. He probably just killed them horribly and that's commendable.

Donald Trump has made me realize why I don't like Nightmare on Elm Street—Freddy Krueger is the Donald Trump of slashers.
He molested and murdered dozens (hundreds?) of children in life, so what is his punishment in death? To be reborn to murder hundreds more children in more gruesome ways.

A photo of a possum on a tree branch. In white text it says “thoughts intrusive, ass protrusive, trans inclusive.”

I'll make a deal with my doctor—
Give me something that gives me a lot of energy, makes me real focused, and lets me ignore the pain in my lungs, THEN I'll work out.

Separating recyclables ideology. ♻️

it’s cool that bluesky is bending over for conservatives and banning people making jokes about charlie kirk’s death. as we all know, once you give in to the right they will leave you alone

Someone informed me Bluesky is over. I assume all of my content will go to charity?

RFK Jr picked antivax stuff
JK Rowling picked transphobia

When you’re mega-famous for life, what terrible fringe cause will you champion?

anti-cop installment of the Argentine comic strip Mafalda

damn Mafalda

The first large-scale Nazi book burning was on 6 May 1933, when Magnus Hirschfeld's Institut für Sexualwissenschaft in Berlin was attacked by Nazi students. It would take decades for science to recover the knowledge about trans-affirming healthcare that was destroyed that day.

Between this and the #BlacklistCGE materials from @marcelineleiman.bsky.social et al, I’ve made more zines in the last month than ever before in my life. Cheap(ish), easy, and they help build community!