David K. Mitchell

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Life advice: If you're going to shake your protein bottle at your (cluttered) desk, make sure the lid is on.

What is, "the smell of the game" specifically?

People talking earnestly directly down the camera hurts my soul.

How so many people love TikTok and influencers is beyond me. Makes my skin itch.

@footballweekly.bsky.social @maxrushden.bsky.social can we have a moment on Neville's insane commentary? Genuine fury at the referee for not ignoring the rules - followed by a, "but I like VAR" addendum.

Really odd stuff. Almost unlistenable at points.

People imagine picking up and finding *something better* is an easy solution. But how is that supposed to work, when all your time and energy goes to staying alive? You have almost nothing to set aside to actually fight your way out.

A pair of jeans, split badly on the groin

Adult soft play, vodka slushies, laser tag, dodgeball.

My jeans didnt stand a chance.

Side note,

Dark brooding hero with floppy brown hair, I thought I was just like Squall... what I actually looked like:

(Aside, I was NOT brooding or 'the best looking guy here'. I was more like Zell)

I'm trying to be productive and hit wordcounts, I cant go back. I'll repeat, "the random rule has spread in this area" to keep myself away. 🫠

Id love to have the range to hit those notes..

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Just rewatched the opening FMV from Final Fantasy VIII.

I first watched it 27 odd years ago, as a 9 year old, and I'm happy to report it still gives me the same chemical reaction.

Vat returns for 7 companies today.

My brain is fried.

"Propah" sauce from My Mum Makes. Vegan Padthai sauce.

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaas.

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STOP THE PRESSES! THE THAI LADY FROM THE MARKET HAS RELEASED HER OWN SAUCE AND THE LOCAL ASIAIN SUPERMARKET STOCKS IT.

My local cinema doesn't appear to be planning to show Good Luck, Have Fun, Don't Die.

I appreciate there may be bigger problems in the world right now, but I'm willing to riot over this.

40%, oof - you've got some fun to come. Some weird, twisted, degenerate fun.

YOU - Where the hood, where the hood, where the hood at?

SHIVERS - HAVE A BROTHER IN THE CUT. WHERE THE WOOD AT?

The Submission Grinder is both the best and the worst thing in the world.

Objectively useful, but god damn, I check it too often.

Just been reminded of this fabulous truth

Aeroplane flights shouldn't be cheaper than train tickets.

Its insane that they routinely are.

I can get to the South of Spain for less than I can get to Bristol, and I live in the Southwest.

6 years 🤯

I'm a step closer...

This morning has been relentless, im gonna go get a medicinal cortado and browse some books on my lunch break.

Don't feel guilty for sharing good news and silliness amongst all the doom and gloom. It's not only allowed, its essential.

I love seeing your wins and fluffy animals.

Looking forward to hearing how Arsenal are top of the league because everyone else is poor this year, after a midweek pod about how unfairly strong all the premier league teams are...

A sick club

Poor piece of wood. It was born in the wrong time. This would have been the finest club in the entire neanderthal community.

A man running on a football pitch. His wrist is at a weird angle

I assume I look graceful as balls when I play football......turns out its all crooked wrists and puffy faces.

A book thats sunk into boggy muddy ground

I started reading this book out loud and now my skin is turning to bark and I can hear the forest.

Barry Keoghan as Ringo Starr

Hahahahahahahhahhahah, fuck off.

The two moods.

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The world is a mess, shall we go find a balcony and laugh like Yuna and Tidus?