Christie

I'm genuinely curious at what point we'll acknowledge that we can't keep rebuilding the same homes in disaster areas.

*pretends to be shocked*

Here, have a cute kitty picture. And no, belly rubs with this sweet boy are NOT a trap.

We don't need to watch it. WTF bro. We're not missing history by not watching a ceremony. People can watch it later when views don't count, or read transcripts. Stop with the martyrdom.

Not all, no. There are many people there because they're still trying to build their communities elsewhere. Or marketers who have no choice. 😭

We may have the distinct pleasure of hearing Sam Alito talking about tentacle porn tomorrow. This is real life.

Oral arguments in Free Speech Coalition v. Paxton aka the pornhub age verification case out of Texas are tomorrow.

Bahahaha. The only other alternative would be chemo but I don't think that's preferable either.

Hahah this is AMAZING.

I am SO HAPPY to see you over here! I missed your brains and wit.

I was really glad to see that. Though still unhappy with some of our choices, but overall grateful we're apparently pretty damn decent here.

I saw that and used it as another opportunity to block trash. Then remembered really, I should just be over here anyway.

Hey! It's me from over on that other bird app that's gone to shit. Glad to be over here in sane land.