Mia

Go in and cheer the King, he rages, none
Dare come about him.

Thinking of you, friend. ❤️🫂

A traffic cone on its side with the top touching a puddle of water in a park.

However, the cone must remain vigilant, as predators may also be drawn to the watering hole.

If you only got two wolves inside of you I need the name of your therapist cause I got like 42 and "2 am gas station hot dogs" wolf is fighting "unicorn sparkle rainbow" wolf AND "goth mommy fuckfest" wolf.

did you enjoy creating it? did you have fun? does it make you happy thinking about it and sharing it? then that's it. you did it. you found the secret sauce. "was that a waste of time?" of course not, fuckface. expressing yourself creatively is always worthwhile. you're doing great

Early symptoms of rabies: agitation, irritability, and malaise

Well either I definitely have rabies or it’s just a Wednesday pretty hard to tell anymore

Why is sleeping when you're supposed to sleep nigh impossible and wholly unsatisfying but sleeping when you're *not* supposed to sleep is always lovely and magical like the sweet forbidden nap nectar of the gods?

PIIIICCSSS!

Ah fuck. That IS me, isn’t it? 😂

You remember those “Smell-O-Vision” events where you’d watch a show with a lil scratch n sniff card in hand?
Can we get that for BOOKS?
I want to read a romance novel with sensory details like the cafe where they meet cute, or the beach where they confess their love, or a main character’s shampoo.

So many people need a hug, a forehead kiss, and a haunted mansion with a magical library left to them by a mysterious relative right now

Heard real-life baby alligator noises and had to do an animation.

Baldur's Gate 3 is a power fantasy that goes "What if you could play 5E with a group where everyone knew the rules so perfectly that encounters were fast, the DM worked to integrate backstories for everyone into the plot and your whole incredible gamerthesbian polycule let you be the Main Character"

I mean, yes. But also: it hurts, realizing how little I tried to get by on.
(And then being called out about it on Bsky, lol)

RUDE

Bart Simpson staring off into space

Sometimes I’m late because the dog had to go out more than once and traffic was really bad and I forgot I had to get gas, and sometimes I’m late because I was sitting on the edge of the bed like this for too long

I don't believe in Hell, but if I did I would die happy knowing there was a special seating section for anyone currently railing against "the sin of empathy," and every one of those seats is made with hot rusty barbs

Costco and Trader Joes are yin and yang. Together they form a harmonious balance. One sells big piles of normal food, the other sells small piles of weird food. These are the two food piles people need

This exhibit was a gold mine in terms of walking around wondering “Is it…. supposed??? to look like that???”

Extra virgin olive oil? Boring, over played. Get some super slutty olive oil. Jazz things up a bit.

Me rolling up to work on five hours of sleep and a large dose of anxiety

digging out the morning after a winter storm is the closest thing most midwesterners will experience to true collectivism which makes it even more grating when these jerkoffs refuse to participate

As a former Floridian who is missing Publix brand ice cream somethin’ fierce, your comment really made me smile.

Oh, buddy. 🫂 Drink some water, please.

I am *so* invested in the fate of this luck potato creature.

Yearly reminder to feel free to download this for personal use

Coward.

Sure no problem, just let me cross a weathered footbridge and traverse a snowy forest to speak with a magical owl about that

Note to self: I’m not a bad writer. I’m just workin’ on growin’ these mind grapes.