Cheesy Blasters

a man in a blue jacket is walking on a grassy field ALT: a man in a blue jacket is walking on a grassy field

Get this man into the MLS!

Spoiler: it's Tatiana Maslany who played She-Hulk

A sad looking sausage and pepperoni personal pizza with exactly 4 pepperonis and 3 sausage pieces

This is the saddest frozen pizza I've ever seen.

Seems click-baity, especially with a URL of cosmic book dot news

What a boring ass community that would be. Bland food, zero block parties, and zero fun allowed.

I feel like you don't see CamelBaks in the wild much anymore

You cheddar brielieve that with those cheese pants, you'll never be prov"alone"!

We just want affordable rent and healthcare 😩

Does it bother anyone else that Jake Gyllenhaal and RDJ are flipped from where their heads are?

But Lawrence, thEy've eaRNeD That MOnEy!

Marc from Empire records on the news screaming "Damn the man! Save the Empire!"

*chanting*
G-M-Os! G-M-Os!

The Republicans are building concentration camps to carry out ethnic cleansing.

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Superman is in theaters on Friday.

Entering a bank and flirting with the teller and announcing it's a pick up

This carrot reminds me of that scene in Mrs. Doubtfire when Robin Williams buys food from the fancy restaurant and plates it as his own.

a cartoon of a lion and a baboon standing next to each other ALT: a cartoon of a lion and a baboon standing next to each other

It's a beautiful thing!

Something I love about smothered burritos from Cafe Rio or Costa Vida is after you finish, you can mix the side lettuce with all the stuff that fell out of the burrito, and have yourself a mini burrito bowl!

This has been my thought watching them fight. Not always a great point, but it's definitely fun to watch them fight!

well do they #donkey #minidonkey #farm TikTok video by Lizzie B.

www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8MXq6vA/

Holding up a sticker which says "0 days since it was DNS (it was always DNS)"

Is it time to reset the counter?

I had this happen the other day! The package was going from Fort Worth to Irving (32 miles apart) and for some reason the package went to Indiana only to come back to Texas! Like wut?

Found another recession indicator: A line out the door at a Little Caesars 30 minutes before close.

a man with a mustache is standing in front of a door and says `` this is my hell '' . ALT: a man with a mustache is standing in front of a door and says `` this is my hell '' .

Oh no! I've learned a new level of hell! It's a corporate office with cubicles and every person's Teams and Outlook notifications keep going off!

Some might say TMI but iykyk

I feel like we've reached a point with AI where the term "AI" is too vague. Tech companies need to get together and standardize terms for things like AI with spreadsheets vs AI with cameras, etc.

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