Lucretius Bourgeois

Maybe the other person saw them live and thought it a public service

About 18 months ago, I had 'The Stonk' stuck in my head for hours. I have not forgotten, nor forgiven Hale & Pace

Happy birthday, bear. Take that as you will

YouTube video by Mini Moments The Trap Door Opening Theme

You're obviously far to young to remember the important public safety film from my youth.

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That thing leaping through the window was the first time a game ever made me leap out of my chair. The second was when resident evil nicked it.

I bet that portrait has doubled in value now you're award winning!

One day I will muster up the courage to block you for this bullshit

On the bottom right on a dark, round plate is three cheeses and bread. Top left is a schooner or vase of port.

The perfect pairing, the gout and gastro wombo combo.

He's going to steal your skull and take it back to his spaceship

Good graveyard!

We all have an amazing collection of slightly blurry bird feet and a branch.

Simpson “Don’t make me tap the sign” meme “All of your fears about socialism have become reality under capitalism”

If eating scotch eggs in an Austin Allegro had a face.

Is this a victory announcement?

Excellent news.

This sounds suspiciously like a vendetta.

That sounds like my dad

Liam Neeson sporting a tasteful top bun, head and very armour clad shoulders and a big beard, in very soft focus from Excalibur (1981)

He's been about quite a while!

Shining force 2 (and 1 and shining in the darkness) was excellent, but also I love seeing Ecco because aside from a couple of small incidents, it was a game that wasn't about fighting. And that is even more rare today than then I think

Aldi are the only place that seems to always have staff on tills. And it's pretty nearby. And does bucks fizz for less than £3. So happy times!

"They're trying to convince people they can't do the things they've been doing easily for years - to write emails, to write a presentation. Your daughter wants you to make up a bedtime story about puppies - to write that for you." We will get to the point, she says with a grim laugh, "that you will essentially become just a skin bag of organs and bones, nothing else. You won't know anything and you will be told repeatedly that you can't do it, which is the opposite of what life has to offer. Capitulating all kinds of decisions like where to go on vacation, what to wear today, who to date, what to eat. People are already doing this. You won't have to process grief, because you'll have uploaded photos and voice messages from your mother who just died, and then she can talk to you via AI video call every day. One of the ways it's going to destroy humans, long before there's a nuclear disaster, is going to be the emotional hollowing-out of people." - author and filmmaker Justine Bateman from a piece by Emine Saner for the Guardian

Author and filmmaker Justine Bateman on generative AI

Bloody hell. I avoid using those things as much as possible. Partly because they tend to go wrong and annoy me intensely, but also because I like having a person there. And want to preserve that as a thing people can do for a living

Badly photoshopped Lizzie from Rampage grabbing the enemies from the window will add even more fun to the buildings

For about three weeks Drenthe looked like a genius decision

Does it not concern you, that as you're part of that labour government and party, despite your personal views, that you're going to be tarnished as a result?

I suppose the main difference between a corner shop and a bodega is that a bodega doesn't have any laws about sanitation and animals?

I love cats. Your cats anus doesn't belong on my drinks can.

They're ticking time bombs

I think it's good economic sense to have a centre back you know well. But he's really not been good. He's always been limited, but as he slows he'll become a real risk with last ditch stuff.

We need a right back and build a partnership between Branthwaite and O'Brien

Try not to die or end up a Facebook Da

You need one out for heat dissipation. Or it'll all build up and you might pop

I'm delighted to note that I've no idea who that is, and presume my life is better for it