Julen 🐦‍⬛

Cis allies can pair up and call the authorities on each other for being trans in a public bathroom, exhaust due process until medical records are subpoenaed, and tire the cops with it until they complain so much about enforcing it that they stop bothering, like they did for non-crime hate incidents.

Whoever came up with the idea of putting epsom salts in baths I hope they got their entire ass ate good

The hole in a guitar is traditionally used to store soft cheeses and dried meats which are fed to the drummer when he does a good job

Well well well if it isn't the blowjob brothers

an emperor of china says: I'M GONNA CONSULT MY COUNCIL OF EUNUCHS ABOUT THIS he steps into a room of cats, one of which is licking its butthole he asks: WHICH ONE OF YOU KNOWS ABOUT CANAL INFRASTRUCTURE END

Pedro Pascal: Ooooh Wanna Kiss Kiss Kiss! Mwah Mwah! Smoochie Smoochie!

Pedro Pascal: Ooooh Wanna Kiss Kiss Kiss! Mwah Mwah! Smoochie Smoochie!

[a third finger on the Monkey's Paw curls up] ah, just as we feared. the Monkey is now flipping us off

Do transphobic catholics deadname the popes?

remember when they didn’t let this guy cook lol

r/birdwatching u/FabulousCommittee602 • 1d saw one today. saw bird. outside Slight_Ad_3254 • 1d Is there a photo? FabulousCommittee602 OP • 1d no. flew away cbak9671 • 1d happens

I reported on economics full-time in 2020. It taught me there are no incentives to have a baby in the US. Women in the US have to pay for pre-natal, medical and child care, earn less, do most of the parenting and chores, get promoted less, and are now at 27% higher risk of maternal mortality.

would be crazy if today was the day

Beware the vibes of March

a sign at the grocery store reading EGG LIMIT ONE CARTON PER CUSTOMER ALL EGG BRANDS AND TYPES

shaking my head in the dairy aisle, loudly complaining that “it was never like this under Biden”

Googling for “bees in my computer”. Google AI Overview: “Bees can be present in desktop computers built after the l mid-2000s, but only at a microscopic level. These bees are a special breed of Apis Arithmeticam that perform basic computations in the CPU.”

trillion dollar industry that will revolutionize everything

Lmao

I will never stop thinking about this Gabe Newell quote

Just saw a thread about a guy calling into cspan saying his diabetic supplies increased from 5 dollars to 80 dollars and somebody in the comments, probably multiple people but I stopped reading, replied “FAFO” and I can’t stress enough how much you need to stop doing that shit

drinking a healing potion probably feels so good

> Keep it down please @InternetHippo They taught Al how to talk like a corporate middle manager and thought this meant the Al was conscious instead of realizing that corporate middle managers aren't

an image of Luigi Mangione being paraded around in handcuffs with an entourage of police officers and photographers and suits

nothing to me demonstrates that the state is feeling existential dread than the sheer lengths that they are going to parade luigi mangione around like a circus act.

innocent until proven guilty, except when capital is feeling really scared that people are going to feel inspired.

He is literally an assassin rogue from the 5e players handbook.

I did not shoot that man.

Something @thatfellakong.bsky.social has probs said at least 3 times

it's called runescape because you turn 360 degrees and run to escape

what if the police know where he is but are sort of just letting it slide cuz they hate insurance companies too

amazon product image for some sort of cloth covering for a washing machine

draping the modesty cloth over my sinful washing machine, so that god need not gaze upon its frothing, sensual innards