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Alyssa/♈️| she/they Stoner in STEM| hag dyke | found footage fiend | podcaster: Let’s Get Fucked Up on Spotify |
I can’t stop saying “Big is moving to Israel”
07.11.2025 16:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Samantha: Finally! We have a hot mayor!
Charlotte: I’m just a little worried about how safe the city is going to be for *whispers* Jews
Miranda: I think this could be a really huge turning point for the Democratic Party
Carrie: Big is moving to Israel
These are the autumn vibes also I’m getting married in 10 days
15.10.2025 15:59 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
My son……he’s a croissant now
15.10.2025 15:54 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m pretty sure hell is San Francisco
15.10.2025 15:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0don’t let me get in my zone (favorite stall at the work bathroom)
22.09.2025 14:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0me calling the tech guy in the scheme for help: hey uh…it’s me…from the heist
10.06.2025 01:13 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0unfortunately I want to watch Hasan disable the content nuke
07.05.2025 22:32 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Thesis was really good
29.04.2025 23:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I love the beautiful sights of Philadelphia
29.04.2025 23:43 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
New phone background just dropped and it’s pigeon
28.04.2025 13:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
This weekend was a conclave fr
28.04.2025 13:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0fully automated luxury space communism? 🚬 haven’t heard that in years…..
25.04.2025 01:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Happy birthday!!!!!! ♉️
24.04.2025 18:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I fear I’m at risk for believing anything a bisexual man tells me. I’m unfortunately gullible and bisexual
22.04.2025 01:20 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
me on 420
20.04.2025 21:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I need more photos of sharks to put my in my journal. Are there trading cards? Like, for sharks,?
16.04.2025 22:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The masculine power of suit + dry erase marker + Getty images. Not many have enough swag for this and I might have what it takes
16.04.2025 22:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Guys I have a business plan,………I think I’m cooking……
16.04.2025 22:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0jealous of every single person with a fresh loaf of sourdough bread right now
16.04.2025 22:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
And then this is the kind of shit I have inside :,) trash, reptiles, bugs and eye surgery
16.04.2025 12:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
My journal looks so cute w this cameo charm Ive had squirreled away
16.04.2025 12:06 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Wore a cunty little ascot today and saw a used tampon on the bottom floor of the parking garage
14.04.2025 22:33 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0normalize being annoying sometimes
14.04.2025 22:19 — 👍 7 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
Outfit today balls hard
11.04.2025 18:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Back on my bullshit
09.04.2025 21:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It’s actually woke and gay to be alive. If you don’t want to be woke and gay you should probably kys
09.04.2025 15:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Decorated my new work journal yesterday :,)
09.04.2025 14:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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07.04.2025 13:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
