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Alyssa/♈️| she/they Stoner in STEM| hag dyke | found footage fiend | podcaster: Let’s Get Fucked Up on Spotify |

93 Followers  |  95 Following  |  396 Posts  |  Joined: 30.06.2023  |  1.7956

Latest posts by bitchdruid.bsky.social on Bluesky

me calling the tech guy in the scheme for help: hey uh…it’s me…from the heist

10.06.2025 01:13 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

unfortunately I want to watch Hasan disable the content nuke

07.05.2025 22:32 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Thesis was really good

29.04.2025 23:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I love the beautiful sights of Philadelphia

29.04.2025 23:43 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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New phone background just dropped and it’s pigeon

28.04.2025 13:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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This weekend was a conclave fr

28.04.2025 13:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

fully automated luxury space communism? 🚬 haven’t heard that in years…..

25.04.2025 01:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Happy birthday!!!!!! ♉️

24.04.2025 18:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I fear I’m at risk for believing anything a bisexual man tells me. I’m unfortunately gullible and bisexual

22.04.2025 01:20 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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me on 420

20.04.2025 21:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I need more photos of sharks to put my in my journal. Are there trading cards? Like, for sharks,?

16.04.2025 22:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The masculine power of suit + dry erase marker + Getty images. Not many have enough swag for this and I might have what it takes

16.04.2025 22:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Guys I have a business plan,………I think I’m cooking……

16.04.2025 22:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

jealous of every single person with a fresh loaf of sourdough bread right now

16.04.2025 22:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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And then this is the kind of shit I have inside :,) trash, reptiles, bugs and eye surgery

16.04.2025 12:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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My journal looks so cute w this cameo charm Ive had squirreled away

16.04.2025 12:06 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Wore a cunty little ascot today and saw a used tampon on the bottom floor of the parking garage

14.04.2025 22:33 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

normalize being annoying sometimes

14.04.2025 22:19 — 👍 7    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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Outfit today balls hard

11.04.2025 18:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Back on my bullshit

09.04.2025 21:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s actually woke and gay to be alive. If you don’t want to be woke and gay you should probably kys

09.04.2025 15:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Decorated my new work journal yesterday :,)

09.04.2025 14:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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🤡

07.04.2025 13:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Old life mags have the best headlines to repurpose for gay art reasons!!

06.04.2025 16:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Tiny Pigeon couch has a new home

05.04.2025 22:29 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Omg yes Mitch!!!! I love this 🥰

05.04.2025 22:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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The thrift store was libbing out today

05.04.2025 16:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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