Billy Z

they should invent a nap that does your chores

If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features."

There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.

It would be like asking if the word "ogre" was open source, because the person asking only ever read one book with ogres in it, so assumed the author was the first person to invent the concept of ogres.

Elon Musk Could 'Drink Piss Better Than Any Human in History,' Grok Says Grok has been reprogrammed to say Musk is better than everyone at everything, including blowjobs, piss drinking, playing quarterback, conquering Europe, etc.

throat goat

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"But I am a hater, and I will not be polite. The machine is disgusting and we should break it. The people who build it are vapid shit-eating cannibals glorifying ignorance. I strongly feel that this is an insult to life itself."

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not beating that Undead Lincoln vote, no way.
Lich G. Washington would beat his orange ass.

What if Sam Altman paid taxes, tho?

T*sh P*sh 🤫

Gilligan knows how to boogie

Jesus having the term “in-app purchases” explained to him and just wordlessly filling a sock with nickels

a waterproof laptop so I can work in the shower when I'm at my most alert and creative

What are the odds?

You got the slacker vote.

a man in a suit is dancing in front of a crowd and a sign that says ' cbs ' on it ALT: a man in a suit is dancing in front of a crowd and a sign that says ' cbs ' on it

CROSSFIRE!

you'll get caught up in the

CROSSFIRE!

CROSSSSSFYYAAHHHH!

Ryan Moulton @moultano Oil is the most Lovecraftian thing that actually exists. You're telling me that there's a black ichor under the earth, made from the ancient dead, whose burning can realize all the dreams of man but only at the price of slowly returning the earth to its primordial state?

Old Gregg?

Cot for choice, the ultimate campaign slogan. Phillies.

Let's go!

Decided to watch Penn State today. Do they always lose on the greatest catches ever seen or is that a fluke thing?

I will not be within 10 feet of a Target

Brilliant new ad campaign I just spotted at the Southwark tube station in London.

Star Trek The Next Generation scene. We're in Picard's ready room. Picard is sitting like a normal guy at a desk in his uniform and across him is a hoighty toighty looking Vulcan lady with a tall hat and some fancy official looking clothing and accessories sitting across from him. Standing with hands resting on the 3rd chair is Mr. Data, in uniform. Closed caption reads, "Mr. Data, based"

golf courses would make great solar farms!

Running to get his emergency supply of colloidial silver

At least Milli Vanilli was a positive on the job creation front.

3 panel comic Panel 1: Blue Guy and Pink Guy. Pink Guy: Ai will change EVERYTHING. Just give me a Shitload of money Blue Guy: okey Panel 2: Blue Guy hands over a massive stack of cash and says “How will it change everything?” Panel 3: Pink Guy is running away as fast as he can with the money. He says “It’s a secret”

buying into AI

Well, this has been a pretty good day overall.

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have you heard the good news

Blake Snell looks like his D&D character was just killed by Brennan Lee Mulligan