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Originally posted this at The Other Site his rookie season but now seems like a good time to bring it here

Hello Mr. Micah Parsons, have you ever been to Un Bien in Ballard for a delectable Caribbean Roast sandwich? Would you be potentially interested in going to Un Bien in Ballard for a delectable Caribbean Roast sandwich?

that has to be one of the farthest-hit dingers in seattle i have seen in a while

Baby Baby by GING NANG BOYZ on Apple Music Song · 2005 · Duration 3:59

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Bryan Woo yelled out, “There you go! There you go.” Cal Raleigh gave a look of pleasant surprise. Outfielder Randy Arozarena yelled out, “We got an [expletive] squad now.” And before Canzone hit the locker room door, former MLB great Edgar Martínez hugged him and said, “Y’all look so different.”

Extraordinary Machine by Fiona Apple on Apple Music Album · 2005 · 12 Songs

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lookin like a Fiona Apple Thursday 🍻

Ichiro has always been and likely always will be my favorite athlete, especially growing up and playing ball as an Asian kid in Seattle in the early 00s. Not an exaggeration to say that everyone I played with and against revered him and emulated his playstyle and mannerisms. Absolutely one of one

woke up with a very funny post in my head but it turned out to not be that funny and was also about an event that had happened exclusively in the dream i just had

domino effect meme template: 1) the Tennessee Titans going “we have AJ Brown at home” 2) an entire generation of football fans believing jalen hurts > cam newton

One might envision Lamar and Josh Allen as the modern Gilgamesh & Enkidu - once set against each other by the gods as mortal adversaries, in communion through strength they forged an unyielding bond and together vanquished Humbaba (Mahomes), the great sylvan behemoth with the favour of the heavens

I don't have a problem with sports & pop-culture crossposting but it might be cool to have more sports & classics crossposting as well. Just think there's room for expansion

#JusticeForEvanRoyster

We're losing recipes..

bro's machinations are inchoate 💔

the other site has been debating cam vs. jalen hurts for weeks in case you're wondering if you're missing out

hulk hogan today

have you ever played Cooking Mama with your life on the line?

im just like dan orlovsky because the number i would have jalen hurts at in a qb ranking also starts with a 1

This is probably the least unethical thing a Booz Allen employee has done during billable hours

arguably the biggest scramble merchant in the league today is white and the best pocket manager in the league isn't!

TBF it is interesting how damaging the old racial paradigm of QB play was that ppls' perception of the game continues to be shaped by it long after its practical relevance

as someone who talks to derrik everyday: definitely not a racist lol

“honorable” QB play is just a longtime background bit making jokes about guys who mostly live off hanging in the pocket and firing down the field into risky spots as far as passing goes (just gunslingers)

who will answer the call...

A longform written piece evaluating the comparative efficacy of players' unions in various major sports is just sitting there for sports content creators to pounce on, like a 80mph meatball down the middle begging to be taken yard

you know what you're absolutely right see you in roughly 250 more clicks

Outcome seems pretty reasonable after an unhealthy number of clicks

Because if it is call me Shinji Ikari

Is it messed up to think the biggest snub from that top 10 WRs list is Drake London

not sure whether him + klint working out would be good or bad for the RattlerBro agenda

You already know my answer unfortunately