Jay Batzner

Nothing about Big Trouble in Little China should work but it all works brilliantly. Kurt Russell gives a master class in "committing to the bit."

the best part of KU's Pink Game is granny ball at halftime!!

#RockChalk

Dear Humans,

Remember how awesome Zohran Mamdani’s campaign was? How effortlessly he destroyed his opponents whilst unapologetically championing his ideas? You can have the same thing for the presidential election if you have the courage to nominate AOC.

Please 🙏

God

My favorite Monty Python line of all time is:

“I’ve had more gala luncheons than you’ve had hot dinners!”

“nothing is real until it hurts me” slogan replaces “don’t tread on me” slogan on a Gadseden flag

how we got here

If Weird Al did a parody of your song, congrats on your success.

If Weird Al does a original song in your style, congratulations, you are a badass musician who won the approval and admiration of a musician's musician.

Someone has sure already made this observation but the fact they can convert all those empty warehouses into prison camps means they could have converted them into housing, community centers, job training centers or, hell, libraries or schools all along. It’s always a matter of will not resources.

Too soon

Attn @gailsimone.bsky.social

Post by @calvinanddune · 1 image 💬 0  🔁 12  ❤️ 21 · Governments can be useful to the governed only so long as inherent tendencies toward tyranny are restrained.

This Tumblr is a great follow if you don't know it.

www.tumblr.com/calvinanddun...

No revenge. Rotten fruit falls on its own. Says Skeletor wondering about his own advice here but trying to be better.

The second you see this cover, a wah pedal starts playing. It’s science.

That's weird, she just told me that she didn't even race today.

Probably

Gen X tiktok is like "who remembers the obscure sitcom Alf?"

Bro. Everyone knows Alf. Talk to me when you do a retrospective on Jennifer Slept Here, Wizards and Warriors, or Outlaws.

This is like the Twilight Zone episode where William Shatner became obsessed with a fortune telling machine in a diner

I became Senior VP at a multi-million dollar company at age 26. My salary was $600k. This was in 2018. How did I do it? Blacked out lines CEO (my dad) promoted me to SVP. There are no gimmicks. There are no shortcuts.

This is blackout poetry to me

Pam Bondi: ‘What Is The DOJ Hiding?’ https://theonion.com/pam-bondi-what-is-the-doj-hiding/

a cartoon of winnie the pooh sitting on a table in front of a window in a kitchen . ALT: a cartoon of winnie the pooh sitting on a table in front of a window in a kitchen .

Had an hour long craniosacral massage just now and wow

Spotify screen showing "sibelius cello" in the search bar. The search results are Violin Concerto recordings and Symphony 2

I'm so done with Spotify after this semester.

Starting to lose the "functional" side of my functional depression.

Another day of me being the horrible monster that I'm afraid I am and try desperately not to be

Mmmmmmmmmmm.......punts.

No Kings includes Draft Kings

This joke will never get old.

When Swamp Thing wants to get high do you think he prefers weed or mushrooms?

Jack Valentini once called me a "blight on the entertainment industry."

What do you say to those who claim you’re not American? I understand it’s confusing to encounter an American who can speak two different languages.

The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Bad Bunny https://theonion.com/the-onions-exclusive-interview-with-bad-bunny/

This isn't a criticism at all, btw. The movie is a masterful exploration of that tension.