Jay Batzner

Had an epic performance of one of my Hindrances for toy piano today. The pianist set up right in the middle of the lunch place and started performing it with no explanation.

And it was perfect! The title of this one is Restlessness.

They are doing a toy piano drawing here in Brazil. I would love to enter it but how would I get it home?

Change one letter, ruin candy

Shittles

Fantastic. We might need your advice on where to stay. The hotel I booked is nothing like the pictures online!

Yes! What a small world! Will you be there tomorrow?

The original Far Side Cow Tools Cartoon by Gary Larson. A cow stands on its hind legs behind a table, staring blankly at the viewer from behind its heavy brow ridge. On the table are four crudely made tools: a lump, a lump with an offset crooked handle, a long stick with hooked prongs at the end, and a crude handsaw with irregular teeth. In the background a barn sits on a hill. Caption reads, "Cow tools."

43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.

Napster was founded in 1999, and millions of households downloaded music they did not pay for, but they did not use it to build a business.

The industry and governments did everything in their power to shut down Napster and we were punished with Spotify, which continues to rob and cheat musicians.

This is trolling of the highest level, and I am here for it. Two Chicago dudes busting each other’s chops over Cubs v. Sox, with theological ramifications.

I have always said that the only thing that would have made The Great Muppet Caper better would be if they had cast Prunella Scales as John Cleese's spouse instead of Joan Sanderson.

Having a very surreal experience traveling to Brazil today. Travel like that is always a little surreal for me but today my daughter is coming with me and that just seems so weird!

They ARE????

A picture is still worth a thousand words, but due to AI slop, those words are all melting, illegible gibberish.

A product called the cyclone nut rake

My wrestling finishing move

METRO EXCLUSIVE Andrew Cuomo says he 'will move to Florida' if Zohran Mamdani becomes NYC mayor

My closing pitch to voters? “I will only live in this awful place if I rule over it”

So the Steelers are really wearing those on purpose huh?

I really think that we need to talk more about the fact that Republicans have basically quietly abolished the House of Representatives

its remarkable to see random suburbanites in their fucking PJs have more courage than the vast majority of america's political, social, and civil elites

Science fiction is like sex - of you don't know any women who like it, that reveals more about you than them.

A woodcut of a bird beside the text "JESUS BUTT HUMPING CHRIST"

Katy Perry Releases New Single About Superiority Of Canadian Manufacturing MONTECITO, CA—Signaling a new chapter in her career, pop star Katy Perry released a new single Monday about the superiority of Canadian manufacturing. “When I learned about the strength of Canadian au...

Katy Perry Releases New Single About Superiority Of Canadian Manufacturing

screenshot from auction website with a painting of a duck on wheels with a synthesizer, labeled Florian Schneider, Moritz Reichelt Duck Synthesizer Oil Painting. Current bid is $700

quick i need $800-$1200

@madcap777.bsky.social would appreciate this

Unfortunately I'll just be in the airport of São Paulo. My destination is João Passoa. Any recommendations there?

I think the use of the final movement of the Brahms Violin Concerto at the end of There Will Be Blood is perfect.

Also is it Handel being played at the end of Portrait of a Lady on Fire? Don't remember exactly but it was also perfect.

Going to Brazil next week. Trying hard not being "that guy" who takes a hand grinder and Aeropress to sample the coffee!

Massage therapist today totally rocked my shit. She treated me like a ball of focaccia dough that had brought suffering to her family for generations.

It was glorious.

Horses are weird. A large dog that's also a car? That doesn't sound right.

"Man goes scorched earth on ICE agents kidnapping people in his hometown."

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“Hi, I’m running for Senate, and I will not rest until you’ve seen my whole body”