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Can someone please rescue TTC train conductors from the bottom of the well they make them do all the service announcements from

Officially have had a second person tell me I remind them of Uzo Aduba in the Residence. Taking it as a compliment.

it's being annoying's BIG day and all the stars are here

pressing the "make everything more expensive" button over and over because I can't tell if it's working

Telegram sent by author Dorothy Parker to Robert Benchley on December 31st 1929. Text reads. You come right over here and explain why they are having another year.

Happy New Year from Dorothy Parker (and me).

imagine if people went to retailers and just took stuff and called it "generative shopping" and then, when the retailers said that's illegal, people said "regular shopping is too expensive so we have disrupted it" and then the retailers were like "OH! Carry on, innovators!"

me on Twitter: ah, these fools in my mention know not what they do. surely I shall reason with them or at worst be forced to turn the other cheek

me on Bluesky: block block blockity block a-block block blockity block I said a block block a-blockity block I said a block block blockity blocked

8.99 for a brick of butter? 8.99? EIGHT DOLLARS AND NINETY NINE CENTS CANADIAN. For a brick of butter? Hell isn't hot enough.

I've had to conclude by the other related movies they made the first one by accident and have no idea why people liked it

i can't stop watching this video where a guy asks his Nigerian wife if she wants to go camping and she says "Stavro I did not come to this life to suffer". i've been thinking about it for days

Pop Star Academy thinks it's about hard work and talent. Actually it's about how the music industry is FUCKED.

Toronto summer: being stung by a wasp in line for Badiali's

What is this? Migraine City?

I am 'no one better outbid me on Ebay' years old

Life advice:
- be kind
- commit mundane crimes
- read banned books
- number your bones to keep track of them
- talk to the trees, except the ones who are jerks
- exercise once every thousand years

How about this one? www.microsoft.com/en-ca/d/micr... low profile, not too loud (a coworker has it). Hope you find one that works for you!

I realize this makes me sound 500 years old but the use of 'aesthetic' to mean 'aesthetically pleasing/consistent' drives me up a wall.

Last post brought to you by the remarkable abilities of paxlovid, not yet overshadowed by the fact my mouth tastes like I've licked an evil penny.

One day you think you want to pick up a new hobby, the next you have a pair of tweezers, a circuit board, and think about soldering. Mechanical keyboard 💖

I thought it was Windsor

Picture of the morning sky by the Lachine Canal in Montreal, Canada. A bird is in the sky, train tracks are in the foreground.

Still thinking about my trip back to my hometown, Montreal.

Just watched Rye Lane and was completely delighted. What a movie.

No, you're getting too emotional over the album Second Sight (2017) by Hey Rosetta.

Feels like buying one of those giant dog beds for humans might fix me.

[waving hand dismissively] yes yes the horrors are ceaseless and all-consuming