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Cut VAT by 10 per cent (i.e. to 18%) or ten percentage points (i.e. to 10%). There's a big difference....

NART Ferrari anyone?

Saab please. I miss mine.

@snugbucket.bsky.social I suspect you have a 2 word description of Brendon to insert here.

It's so wrong that in failing to topple their Teflon Don, all the Yanks have done is topple us. AM-W and (M'Lord?)PM are no saints either, but KS isn't even part of the conspiracy and he looks like the one to bite the dust. It's a weird world.

Sure why not? All you've done so far is destabilise one great ally (UK), why not screw up other countries too? Because it sure as hell ain't affecting your own Teflon Don.

As if sliding down an ice channel on a tea tray wasn't hard enough....try steering it as well! Madness.

Always knew the Mad King's tirade against our PM was a tantrum because we got there before him.

So, America - you demanded the Epstein Files to destabilise your Prez, yet it's us, the UK, who has lost a prince, a peer and maybe a Prime Minister.

What's going on?

Hence I don't use AI except in cartoon style advertising. It has its place but not as a serious photo editor. This is clearly a joke and I don't have the skills to do it myself.

Watching a double bill of "Yes, Prime Minister." The announcer said it was first shown in 1986, that's FORTY years ago - yet it's as fresh as a daisy. Still relevant today.

Yes!

@snugbucket.bsky.social IDK if you have the TV show Pointless in NZ. The idea here is to identify 2 NZ birds that no one else can. 2 of these are made up. I saw this and thought I'd need a New Zealand legend.

I'll be honest with you, 5p on or off the price won't make a difference. It'll need to be £1 or more either way to make me go pubbing more/less. If he takes 5p off here, all I'll end up doing is paying more elsewhere to balance the books. So let's be honest and leave it on discretional spend

Ah, you youngsters. I don't even know what a playlist is let alone to have some of my own. I just listen to BBC Radio 2 all day and hear what they play.

Hey I'm old too!

Come come, even I've heard of her. A modern popular beat singer. "Pink Pony Club"

Thanks. I hadn't twigged but the signature tune is now my earworm!

If it's gone to his fiance/husband account then it's a deliberate attempt to hide it and avoid tax and entering it in the register of interests. Strip him if his honourary titles, he has no honour.

After a hard day at work, a bottle of GF Old Speckled Hen and "Digging for Britain" are like slipping on a comfy dressing gown and slippers.
@profaliceroberts.bsky.social has a great programme there! Lottie isn't so impressed....

They just don't care. They think the rules don't apply to them.

Donald Trump is just an entertainer.
He doesn’t understand politics or the constitution, he’s never served anyone but himself, he’s built his wealth off of playing the system and fraud.

He is just a reality show TV star who has performed his way into power.

I'm confused. I thought Mr President personally destroyed Iran's nuclear capability with his magnificent strike.

Thank you for your attention to this matter. MJT

It's almost like, oh I dunno, maybe the T1 is an iconic and better vehicle than this?

Every car should be equipped with a 6" spike instead of a driver's airbag. That would ensure drivers take proper responsibility for their actions when driving.

That's horrible

That's awesome 😎

I have a mobile and a tablet on my business account. I have a PAYG SIM phone on a different network "just in case". I have 2 PAYG Sims from past networks that I received as "don't leave us" presents which I activated but don't know where they are.

This man is a total and utter buffoon. A bell end.

Kerching! Over the moon, Brian

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Jonesy cartoon in Private Eye No. 1667