Patrick Pittis

I’m so sorry, I got distracted looking for my old tweets and never got back to you! I’ll get you answers to your questions as soon as I get back to Maine!!

She has been a staple of the comedy scene for as long as I can remember. In some of my favorite films. This one hurts

Abolish ICE, prosecute and imprison its leaders, impeach and remove the President from office. This is the only sane reaction to a group of armed men kidnapping and gunning down our neighbors in the street.

Now that the White House is using AI to edit photos of their political opponents to create fascist propaganda I’m wondering if anyone could have seen this use of AI coming. Okay I’m hearing lots of people did and they were forced to watch corporations smother the masses with the technology anyways

Imagine if the maxim were “only write what you don’t know!”

Thank you!

Thank you! I appreciate it 😊 Turns out I have some of these pinned, but just keep forgetting to use them. No wonder I can never find anyone 🤦🏻‍♂️😂

I also accept gold 😂 But for real, how is there still not an edit function on this site?

Aw, thank you! And yeah, I hear you. It’s been a tough go of it lately. So glad that you’re still at it, and thanks again for reaching out. It’s nice to reconnect - I’ve missed the writing community ☺️

Thank you, Adele!

Thank you so much! It was a tough one to crack, so I appreciate it.

And also that should be an exclamation point after your name in my last post, not a question mark 🤣🤦🏻‍♂️

Hey thanks, Garrick? How have you been? I feel like it’s been harder to keep up with the writing community since leaving the old place

Thank you!! And it’s been a minute, I hope you’re doing well!

I’m sure that’s not the case, but the “Or Maybe It Sucks” feeling is always a tough one. And thank you! It’s been a while since I’ve had a writing win, so even if nothing else happens from it, it was really nice to be recognized.

Thanks Megan, that’s so kind! I hope you’re doing well!

Thanks, Nick! I really appreciate it. And yeah, I did not think I’d make the list with this one, but it was a tough one to crack so I’m glad it resonated with people

I miss real jalapeños.

This is such awful news. Rob Reiner was a once-in-lifetime talent, his stories and films have had a huge impact on me.

Happy Hanukkah!

Thank you!!

Thank you, Danny!!

Thanks Norah!

Appreciate it, Aaron - thank you!

Thank you, Leah!!!

Thank you!

Thanks Jace! Hope you’re doing well!!

My very first time on the Black List! So very thankful to everyone who championed this script, most especially my manager Matt Rosen!

Thought experiment. Let’s take… oh, idk. David Zaslav. In 2024, including stock/bonus awards, DZ made $52M. That’s $1M a week. Let’s be generous and say he works a 60 hour week. So, $16,666.67/hr. Now let’s up the proposed worker’s pay to $20/hr. You could hire 833 people for one Zaslav.

Absolutely. Just avoid WB DVDs printed in the mid-aughts - very prone to disc rot

Okay but could we also have another REAL STEEL movie