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Every Super Bowl ad is for the door in the forest. It’s annoying. β€œYou must walk through the door.” Yeah thanks, I know that already. I dream of the door every night

09.02.2026 00:38 β€” πŸ‘ 3774    πŸ” 877    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 10
Large television showing the boonta eve classic

Large television showing the boonta eve classic

They got the big game on at the bar

08.02.2026 18:12 β€” πŸ‘ 5350    πŸ” 1422    πŸ’¬ 48    πŸ“Œ 37

Grocery store cashier cracked up when I described cookie dough Oreos as "a hat on a hat," a term I definitely invented right there in the moment

08.02.2026 22:31 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This has happened to me

08.02.2026 22:24 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Truck with a window decal emphasizing multiple tours of duty in Vietnam. Kinda seems like you're bragging about getting tricked twice, my dude.

08.02.2026 22:18 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

lol

08.02.2026 21:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just picked that up too, I have an edible set aside for it

08.02.2026 20:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wasn't really in the market for an upgrade but Micro Center had an open box LG C5 for half of what I paid for a 55" five years ago. Looks incredible.

08.02.2026 20:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't need to be this privy to anyone's pore situation

08.02.2026 19:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just got a 65" OLED and have been picking up a bunch of 4K blurays. You can really tell when actors had chapped lips and schmutz on their face. We probably should have stopped at 3K.

08.02.2026 19:43 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Anyway this was per-author piecework, I got paid the same rate whether I was compiling citations for five books or fifty so I might have an axe to grind

08.02.2026 17:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Horror was the only thing that came anywhere close to putting up the same kind of interchangeable slop numbers

08.02.2026 17:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I had a gig as a researcher for a literary magazine and would have to compile author bibliographies. I came to dread the pulp romance ones because they'd always have dozens and dozens of books under their name. I can tell you this was the attitude in the genre long before AI made it trivial.

08.02.2026 17:17 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Lindsey Vonn vs every other athlete with a torn ACL

07.02.2026 04:59 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Marjorie The Trash Heap from Fraggle Rock

Marjorie The Trash Heap from Fraggle Rock

07.02.2026 02:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Television - Elevation
YouTube video by SpaceOdyssee0 Television - Elevation

Richard Lloyd just announced that Television bassist Fred Smith died in hospice today

RIP to one of the greats

06.02.2026 20:49 β€” πŸ‘ 347    πŸ” 138    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 17

I love that this scene and the Swedish Chef operate by the same principles

06.02.2026 21:28 β€” πŸ‘ 769    πŸ” 115    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 1

I noticed something weird in Twin Peaks

06.02.2026 20:19 β€” πŸ‘ 797    πŸ” 115    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 1

I have them all except for the Giant Henry one but I only had a couple of their individual LPs when the box sets were coming out and easy to grab at retail price so it was a no-brainer. They're great packages with excellent supplemental material but I'm also a completionist dork.

06.02.2026 15:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Goddamn this ruled

06.02.2026 07:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Whites Of Spring

06.02.2026 06:13 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Sincere answer: I think he has a thing about being photographed when he isn't holding a guitar and is very insecure about his birthmark. He's always doing goofy stuff with his hands in photos.

05.02.2026 17:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Chuck wanted to know when Zwan was getting back together and it got pretty heated

05.02.2026 17:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Smashing Pumpkins frontman Billy Corgan posing with Charles Entertainment Cheese

Smashing Pumpkins frontman Billy Corgan posing with Charles Entertainment Cheese

Charles Entertainment Cheese being escorted through the front door of his pizza and gaming establishment in handcuffs by a police officer

Charles Entertainment Cheese being escorted through the front door of his pizza and gaming establishment in handcuffs by a police officer

??

05.02.2026 16:48 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Makes sense! Comforted knowing my brain will absolutely retain this pretty useless information.

05.02.2026 16:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was confused about this too. No apparent distinction, wondering if mini-album might be European terminology

05.02.2026 16:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

1, 3, 5, 7, and 8 are already legally required and they have already backtracked on 2, but apparently it makes you a β€œnihilist” to point this out

05.02.2026 13:14 β€” πŸ‘ 91    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 2
05.02.2026 06:24 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I play bass more than guitar these days and they hold up surprisingly well to that abuse

05.02.2026 06:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Jerry Cantrell said they were what he played in an interview I read when I was like 14 and I've never felt the need to try anything else

05.02.2026 06:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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