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Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started

Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started

No, no. The Onion is supposed to post satire, not truth.

YouTube video by P. Andrew Willis Trinary System March 2026 Gigs

Trinary System March 2026 gigs 👇

Thur 3/19 Myrtle Providence RI w @saplingband.com
Fri 3/20 Marigold Theater Easthampton MA w Bunnies
Sat 3/21 Crystal Ballroom Somerville MA w The Bags

Should be fun and Mr. Roger Clark Miller will be wound up.

APPETIZERS FRIED ONION LOAF Onion rings packed in loaf form $12.00

In the future, all food will come in loaf form.

I miss shame.

Incredible

1. Media consolidation is awful.

2. Consolidation of two legacy firms that have been considered stagnant garbage fires, and will now be run by a failson backed by his daddy's fortune which is now pegged to massive debts and promises to AI grifters who can't pay him? Kinda hilarious.

Bernie meme: I am once again asking that you toggle your phone's Bluetooth setting to "off" before watching any pornography.

"the cheap cuts are inexpensive"

incredible insight, thank you mr secretary

Old music club ticket: ADMISSION: $1. BEFORE 10PM - RANCH HOUSE 222 Canal Street, Marshfield - 834-9149 (off Rte. 139 - on the road to Duxbury Beach› — Proudly Presents = STOP CALLING ME FRANK call 825-5905 For bookings Date SAT., APR. 11, 1987 $2 Positive I. D. Required $2

Frankenalia from 1987

Touchdown!

Chekov’s discombobulater

Same energy:

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For CNN, a Change in Ownership Means a Suddenly Uncertain Future

There's nothing "uncertain" about it. Larry Ellison is building an autocrat-friendly propaganda machine and whatever shaky journalism originated from this place will soon be dead.

Secretary Kennedy: First stop on my national BBQ tour, I visited Terry Black’s to EAT REAL FOOD.

I love BBQ, but it's just weird shit to have the health secretary posing in front of ribs and sausage like it's health food

I love following this CNBC account because you get stuff like this where it’s like “one idea from Henry Ford inspires this Silicon Valley innovator: a profitable business is better than one which loses money”

I wonder what she ever saw in Chuck Woolery. At least she came to her senses and moved on.

And I thought Elaine Joyce was enough of a cultural rabbit hole with J.D. Salinger and Neil Simon among her paramours. Turns out Chuck Woolery’s first gig was on…the New Zoo Revue? I’ll show myself out.

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PUNK AS FUCK youtu.be/BF3NnFruoWQ?...

How would you respond to people who accuse you of being part of a corrupt, predatory cabal of elites? I didn’t choose to be born into the royal family.

The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Former Prince Andrew https://theonion.com/the-onions-exclusive-interview-with-former-prince-andrew/

Big, if true

BREAKING:

it's the same thing everywhere. "if i don't win, the election wasn't legitimate."

It's hilarious that they've convinced themselves that there's a massive, under-served audience segment just yearning for more right-wing content if only someone would give it them. It doesn't exist! The people they're talking about already only watch TV and entertain themselves by bitching about it

With Frankie - 🌟New [Episodes] Recommended Podcast App: Pocket Casts(links direct to YouTube Podcasts, MuckRack, Podchaser, Everand, iHeart, or respective websites, when available) 🚨WIP List for March 5, 2026 on Podchaser: https:/...

📣Update for those who follow my recommended weekly podcast episodes lists.
(you should)

✔️The new list for the week has been published.

Please Note: The site is getting a little unwieldy with recommendations and categories, expect changes in the future. 😊

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Turns out Thing was in the Bilderberg Group and went to Bohemian Grove every year.

The toothsome Jo Ann Pflug on Match Game

Don’t pforget about that pfine pfanelist Jo Ann Pflug, who’s still with us.

Someday we’re going to wake up to find out that the last Match Game panelist has left us for the Great Blank in the Sky, and where do we go from there?

Fortunately Elaine Joyce is still with us.

Why Biden-era clean energy investment policies had limited political returns | PNAS The Biden Administration enacted the largest federal policy framework to incentivize clean energy and decarbonization in U.S. history. We examine w...

Fascinating new research paper asks: why did Biden receive so little political credit for his enormous investments in manufacturing? Turns out people give all the credit to governors (ironically, in this case, mostly red-state governors who were hostile to the policy!).