mattbird

LRS: I'm a simple man. I see Debbie Harry on the Skyline, I reskeet Debbie Harry.

Timeline Cleanse ✨🎶✨💙✨🎶✨

Blondie - Heart of Glass (1979)

The inclusion of the 2016 Ghostbusters shows this is micro targeted to a very specific type of incel dweeb.

Goes double for this moment, where's he's actively obstructing his formal duties of leading his chamber.

I'm confused. If they are not receiving SNAP-EBT benefits, they literally are not SNAP-EBT customers.

Of course she spells her first name 'Erika.' Needs to have three Ks in her name.

I told my wife that kids online were daring each other “kind of like a Bloody Mary thing” to listen to this cursed song that a dead child molester recorded in the eighties and I asked her if she wanted to hear it and she wasn’t sure but she said yes

And she was so mad at me when it was “Thriller”

I am here, in this most sincere pumpkin patch, and will also accept one more stroke.

Do you think when JD Vance and Erica Kirk are messing around, she sometimes smooshes JD's face together so he looks more like Charlie?

The best examples of the exact opposite character types - Idiot Nice guy and Genius Nice Guy - are found in the same work. The Jeeves and Wooster stories by PG Wodehouse.

But with the idiot asshole, it's harder in a way. Because you need the audience to both feel superior to the character and also sympathize with them.

Genius Asshole as a protagonist pops up way more often. Those are your Sherlocks, Tony Stark, Walter White. Bruce Wayne, to an extent. Pretty much any lead on a procedural. I think their popularity taps into the audience desire to feel superior through those characters.

I didn't think they pop up enough in media, which is surprising because they're incredibly easy to spin a narrative around. You need the character to make a mistake to ramp up tension? Easy, they're an idiot and/or an asshole

I love Idiot Asshole protagonists. Ash from Evil Dead, Jack Burton from Big Trouble, Peter Venkman, Tree from Happy Death Day. Peacemaker is probably the most recent high profile example.

Ah, yes, the Silicon Valley motto “go fast, build responsibly."

Oh, Great Pumpkin, I'm only asking for one blood clot this year. I believe in your power.

I regret to report that the Halloween bulwark has fallen in this War on Christmas.

That's not fair. Sometimes it inexplicably switches to third person.

Neelix has entered the chat

Google search results for "bald racist in Trump administration." The first result is the SPLC page about Stephen Miller.

I couldn't remember Stephen Miller's name for a second there, so I googled "bald racist in Trump administration," and you wouldn't expect that to narrow it down too much, but his name popped right up.

Google search results for "bald racist in Trump administration." The first result is the SPLC page about Stephen Miller.

I couldn't remember Stephen Miller's name for a second there, so I googled "bald racist in Trump administration," and you wouldn't expect that to narrow it down too much, but his name popped right up.

So the ballroom is the literally shiny thing Stephen Miller is distracting Donald with while the Heritage Foundation just does whatever the fuck they want, huh.

Joke's on them. The grandmas are the scary antifa supersoldiers!

Working on finding a tattoo apprenticeship. Something you hear a lot is you should get tattooed at the shop you're interested in working at as way of introduction. That is far more a sales than a recruiting tactic. Never require someone pay you before you even interview them for a job. Scummy af.

Xavier's School for Given Youngsters sounds much more sinister

Great idea, sir!

Birdie and the fry guys are also cryptids. Mayor McCheese, however, is fae. Hamburglar has a podcast.

Sorry

Chris Pratt

At this point, I have to assume Mike Johnson is himself in the Epstein files