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May his memory be a blessing. ❤️

On one hand, this Atlanta United side is gonna score a million goals this season.

On the other hand, they’re going to need a million goals to be in it this season.

Watching the spurs play, you could be forgiven by thinking Postecoglou drills the team on shooting themselves in the foot.

Conference champions having byes and a wild regular season have created the most absurd outcome possible.

Looking forward to this from now on.

Some folks simply love The Classics.

Deploying the "a hotdog is a sandwich" taxonomy thought technology to this concept. An affogato is a fluid poured over a solid.

This is an affogato.

Post-vacation mourning period (unregulated shitting) has ended. It's time to move on.

Having the winning bid in an art auction rules. Sorry to all the haters, losers and low bidders. This piece is gonna really pull my living room together.

Hunter Biden has a few hours to do the funniest thing possible.

Devastating news. Easily the best in town. The rest of the field is so aggressively mid.

That was a long sleep.

Anything interesting happen in the last 9 months?

Columbus Crew’s new 2024 kit laid on turf. It is primarily yellow with a prominent black zig-zag design across the chest.

Charlie Brown

I can’t believe they went with this but I’m so happy they did because: lol. lmao.

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Dorsey bought Tidal from Jay-Z back in 2021

Hootin’ & hollerin’ at the news that Slowdive are coming to town

I Pegged Travis Kelce (Taylor's Version)

Frame from A Clockwork Orange in which Malcolm McDowell is subjected to the Ludovico Technique. He is strapped to chair with eyelids clipped open.

United game is over so there’s nothing left to distract from the Bama game.

TV showing Atlanta United vs Inter Miami with Alabama vs USF in picture-in-picture

Bad game gets the PIP

Prozac implies the existence of the Amateur Zachary (lithium).

a meme featuring a radioactive warning symbol and black and green text that reads “I just personally don’t agree with radiation poisoning. you held a rock and now you feel bad? grow up.”

What the fuck

Sun shines through a blue, partly cloudy sky above downtown Birmingham at golden hour.

gm bluesky. have a blue sky.

A pair of scissors in rigid plastic blister packaging.

You see them at the store. How do you open?

Hell yeah. I knew a guy that got an RC Cola on his forearm but this stained glass style is immaculate.

Have you ever just like rode a bike around your city or town? I recommend it!

Life on earth evolved pattern recognition over millions of years so we can make low-effort riffs on the internet. Nature is amazing.

I’ve been saying this!

Baby possum, he scream at own ass.

“Shit faster!” I scream as a flurry of pings graduates to a call

Sometimes I miss the old site. Sure it had its own problems before a rich man with more money than sense shut it down. But for a while there it was a beautiful place filled with stars. I’m of course talking about Jeremy Renner Official.