@phillyhag.bsky.social
Neil deGrasse Tyson meets the girl from The Ring.
Maybe it was the first beer he’s ever had?
23.02.2026 13:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Happy 5th anniversary to the death of Rush Limbaugh! #RestInPiss
18.02.2026 01:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Is it too early to start drinking?
07.02.2026 17:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Statistics say you’ll interact with a murderer at least once in your life.
Guess I’m a statistic now after I WORKED WITH ONE BACK IN THE DAY.
For GOLD? Lord. They keep trying to get me to buy platinum pro at $2500.
06.02.2026 14:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I can’t tell if I’m getting fat or if I’m getting muscley.
02.02.2026 22:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Thank god
26.01.2026 20:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Dear Hot Southern Financial Planner,
Your accent is adorable but…
NOT. EVERYTHING. REQUIRES. A. PHONE. CALL.
(Feel free to text me a pic of you shirtless sometime though).
That awkward moment when your past foreign policy faceplants in real time.
11.01.2026 16:32 — 👍 13333 🔁 4502 💬 770 📌 387I think my therapist dozed off at one point during our session 😔
19.12.2025 21:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0NO I DONT NEED AN AI “READING ASSISTANT” FOR THIS RESEARCH ARTICLE
17.12.2025 14:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Whenever I think I look old, I just look at him and feel so much better.
27.11.2025 23:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m thankful I don’t have kids.
27.11.2025 23:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
24.11.2025 18:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The Republican house majority will be smaller and it’ll make Mike Johnson’s job complete hell. Thanks for that, Marjorie! Now eat shit.
22.11.2025 02:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Gentle reminder that the only way Nicki Minaj has managed to stay relevant in her less than 25 year career is by other artists graciously featuring her in their work.
20.11.2025 20:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I think the DOJ won’t release and make up some nonsense about “ongoing investigations”.
19.11.2025 01:56 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Prediction: he’ll sign the bill but the DOJ won’t release the files because of their “ongoing investigation with the democrats”.
19.11.2025 01:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They’ve had 10 months to tamper with the evidence. This is so fucking anticipated.
19.11.2025 00:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Something is fishy. I’m not getting my hopes up at all.
19.11.2025 00:42 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0I know tattoos are a form of self-expression but sometimes they just express to me that you’re really fucking insufferable.
17.11.2025 14:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
11.11.2025 20:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Don’t worry, babes. Philly is gonna make sure you don’t serve a second term 💅🏻
10.11.2025 21:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Who TF cares what billionaires think? Mamdani getting elected is a message that New York is fed up with them.
06.11.2025 22:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Wait until he makes one tiny flub and the leftists will be out with torches, demanding he step down.
06.11.2025 13:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I was the only one in my Colidr/Crossfit class last night old enough to know all the words to Smack That. 👴🏻
22.10.2025 13:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I am blessed with a psychic ability to sense when a total stranger is going to lose their absolute shit in public.
11.10.2025 16:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The EuroStar premium lounge is super nice!
I hope the child ruining the ambiance by running around like a drunk sorority girl trips and falls.
Flagship>>>>>>Polaris #FightMe
06.10.2025 19:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
