Mean Paralegal™️

No it was a true heated class - not as intense as hot yoga but heated. I’m in Alabama these days so outside would’ve been glorious it’s in the 50’s 😅

I went to a new workout studio this morning and the description did not mention that the class was heated. That was not a fun 7 AM surprise.

Made sour cream & onion drop biscuits and OH MY GOD new go-to

What’s worse is these men used to be able to go get a decent paying job at Home Depot during retirement but corporate greed ruined that one too!

They worked. They sacrificed their bodies (and likely time with their families) to contribute to society. Let. Them. Retire.

Have you ever tried to teach a blue collared man how to use a computer? Not to mention a desk job is a one way ticket to depression for them.

Right?? I mean the south loves their potato salad but how many do you need!

For all your casserole making needs!

The Midwest is always such a culture shock lol

Watching the newest Naked Gun and everyone else is cracking up. I just… don’t get it. Not my kind of humor I guess.

Omg CRIMINAL

My friend and I did weekly chilis queso dates all through high school. First waitressing job was at chilis. It’s silly but there’s comfort in the nostalgia 😭

We’re in valpo helping BoyB’s mom through Monday I won’t be able to go before they change the menu I’m so sad. Saving grace is I got my queso fix very recently but what the hell! So suddenly too??

brinker.com/media/newsde... they claim it was less than 1% of sales “so obvs the people want something better” & are replacing it with a new queso that’s “better”

Uhh maybe it’s 1% of the sales bc you keep upping the price and took it off every meal deal you have?? Not because people don’t like it!

Chilis is getting rid of their queso IS NOTHING SACRED

Overnight drives <<<

after getting weekly allergy shots for the last 20 weeks I have OFFICIALLY graduated and only need them every two weeks!!!!

Some conspiracy theorists have been spreading to boomers that statins cause dementia and I’m having a helluva time trying to get MIL to see the light

MIL had a heart attack today. She is ok. Just. Crazy how suddenly things can happen.

Oh and they’re cute! Awesome, thanks!

Ugh these companies really need to get women on their design team lol

What are your fave phone case brands? Hoping for cute but something that won’t break the back screen if it drops

We found ANOTHER dog wandering our neighborhood and I need to stop looking out my window and start minding my business

Finally got Hashbrown back from boarding at the vet and he will not leave my side 😭

I can’t get myself to feel anything about this month’s book club read. Just very blah. Bored.

I made him play Sold and Watermelon Crawl (I also threw in Doechii)

THE BAR HAS A DJ 😭😭😭

In today’s lab rat experiment, the allergy nurse and I have determined that my most harsh reaction is to the tree shot. So now we can isolate that one and make sure it’s done on the arm that is the least sore each time 😅

I really want it for kitchen and bathrooms. I’m not worried about the floors so much we mop those. I did see one that works well as a couch cleaner too which would be nice because I can only take the covers off the Wayfair couch so many times lol

Having to borrow cowboy boots for a concert my dad would be so ashamed