Mean Paralegal™️

All I know is Kelly doesn’t make money from streams anymore so I can listen to Ignition again

Oh my god NERDS

don't ruin this for me

I couldn't put it down! Genuinely enjoyed every page! It was so fun! So silly! So clever!

I never read James & The Giant Peach as a child. BoyB still has his elementary school copy (with his name written inside and words he didn't know circled). I picked it up looking for something light and fun last night. And that is the story about how I discovered Dahl is a fantastic writer at 30.

damn you're telling me that sin taxes work to reduce consumption of socially harmful goods while keeping them legal and thus avoiding the problems of criminalization?

*deep breath* OUTLOOK STOP CHANGING YOUR SHIT

please give us more personal data please please please please c’mon you’re being so mean dude. we only got breached like three times. we’re NOT going to sell it man please please please plus its for like safety? so you’re the one who looks stupid right now come on pleaaaaaase just one data point bro

In Birmingham they are working on their second event - funds from all red yarn purchased during the events are donated to the Hispanic & Immigrant Center of Alabama! The first one had a great turnout. And that’s just in ~Alabama~

That’s a generous assumption

I know nothing this man says is based in reality but come on

Also this was probably the most appropriate dancing I’ve ever seen at a Super Bowl halftime show?

Ok, you can stop texting me, I saw the Ring ad. Troubling things about it 🧵:

-The long awaited (much warned about) intro of “AI” recognition. It starts w/ searching for a “brown dog” but means the tech is there for lisence plate reading, face recognition, searching for suspects by description, etc

I’ll say this for living in central time, I was able to make it to a 6am workout the Monday after superbowl. That’s pretty nice.

Where I grew up songs like this were the first exposure to criticism of America that some of us had! It triggered questions that were ultimately very important to delve into!

As someone who was radicalized by Green Day this was just. Incredible.

worth noting that the second rich people stopped being afraid of mobs tearing them limb from limb, they stopped building libraries and opera houses and stuff and started ripping the copper wiring out of the walls of society instead

I recently discovered pears and wow I’ve been missing out

Oh Tim McGraw is def drunk lmfao

GLOVES OFF GOALIE FIGHT I REPEAT GLOVES OFF GOALIE FIGHT

Ok it has improved

Does McGraw sound really bad or is there a sound issue

Oh yes thankfully it was while both vehicles were just starting to move so everyone was fine physically. It was a truck vs Corolla though so the back took some damage 😅 not a fair fight!

They also find age gaps gross! I’ve talked about it with a few teenagers and they find what were considered to be normal age gaps when I was young to be horrifying (16 & 22 for example)

Just turned on How to Lose a Guy in Ten Days and told BoyB this movie raised me

First night out since turning 30 and someone called me maam. I’m totally fine. It’s fine.

Convinced BoyB to go dancing bc our friend was DJ-ing Friday night - oops no it was Saturday. Went to a vintage market today - oops no it’s two weeks. I’ve really got to start looking at the dates on these instagram posts.

Damage isn’t too bad but with how expensive bumpers are to replace these days due to backup cameras part of me is still scared they’ll try to total out (I won’t let them)

Of course someone would hit my car with three payments left