hella emhoff

OMG

“portland trail blazer tari eason” would save me.

shaedon will be kicking out to dame this time next year.

fwiw, my coworker is a big hurricanes fan and says dudon hires well, is hands off and is willing to spend.

is your fitness journey a liminal place?

a guy at my hotel bar is talking about betting on little league baseball. remind me to beg god to smite him before i go to bed.

jack antonoff in the studio:

a jubilee video that’s just fifteen dudes trying to convince me that shaedon sharpe won’t make a star leap.

i would cash in all my mcdonald’s points for a sprite so crisp that it kills me

blake wesley is the type of player that dads say should play 48 minutes a night.

gonna be so cool when the blazers get the first pick after just barely losing a play-in game.

joe cronin:

there’s a song produced by lil jon for every occasion.

yang hansen and donovan clingan being each other’s warios is kind of an amazing bit of team building.

calling this many fouls for a summer league is unconstitutional.

too bad cooper flagg entered the nba during the yang hansen era. he’ll be like the charles barkley of his generation.

yang hansen already throwing dimes and daring the refs to call three second violations like a vet.

i forgot that neil olshey consults for the sixers until just this second.

Screenshot of plot description, highlighted text reads: In 2025, the world's economy is in shambles, and America has become a totalitarian dystopia.

The trailer for THE RUNNING MAN had me so hyped, I clicked through the O.G. novel description and I - oop -

you don’t respect the nba cup

lol fair

hold up. the universe revolves around jerami grant.

i’m right there with you

people wanted action. we got action.

that tiago splitter hire looking real good.

wemby just cosplaying, baby.

Dumars trading one pick with each phone.