Jander Sunstar - RP Acct

Sometimes I pine more for a good aged gouda than I do for the effervescent touch of the sun……

👀👀 That’s a fascinating plot in a deceptively cute package, and now I’m terrified of ever meeting one

Hold fast, my friends - a little more sunlight fits into each day. The dark season won’t last forever 💛

Eh, I’ll melt free once spring arrives… or once I get bored thinking snow thoughts

YouTube video by Botanic Gardens of Sydney Corpse Flower livestream: A plant to die for

Plant nerds rejoice - Putricia the corpse flower is blooming in Sydney!

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Lying facedown in a snowdrift, with a feeble thumbs-up 👍

This inspired me to put the soundtrack on my commute today and almost immediately felt my Unaccountably Peckish stat start ticking up 😆

Remember: your intake of Awful Shit should be consensual. If you need to pause or look away for your mental health that's OK. And remember our comrades who don't always have the privilege of looking away. It's for them - and us - all of us - that we keep going.

<3

Cue every wandering bard saying “party business! that’s MY business!” and serenading you with accordions and trombones

You should add a sign saying “None Of This Nonsense Please”, just to be sure

A luminous full moon, known as the Wolf Moon, shines brightly in the dark blue sky-the first full moon of 2025. Its glowing surface reveals intricate craters and shadowy patches. On the left, the silhouettes of bare, leafless tree branches stretch upward, adding a quiet, wintry feel to the scene.

The Wolf Moon rises tonight... 🌕🐺

Named by Native Americans for wolves howling in the depths of winter, January's full moon was also called the 'Ice Moon' and 'Moon after Yule' in Europe.

Look out for Mars glowing close by, its brightest in two years.

Moonrise: 15:13*

Oh god, is that why the snow is full of ash and the groaning of depressed elves…. keep your weather to yourself Soth!

Pros of vampire strength: able to shovel the driveways of ten men!

Cons of vampire strength: has to shovel the driveways of ten men…

Why, would you like a copy to hang on the wall?

stock image of a sad dog with emoji tears

🥺🥺

…..why am I that

Barov why do the children call me thaaaaaat 😭

Savra’s just informed me that the internet has dubbed me “scrunkly”

I don’t know what this means and at this point I’m afraid to ask

Over the Garden Wall, I’ve got *essays* about that one ready to deploy

Happy new year to all you beautiful spooky people!

OOC: it was too good a joke not to run with 😄 the violent bro-vibes, the enthusiasm - poor Jander puts up with so much and I love it for him

I see.

I’ll just… give mine to Lyssa, if it’s all the same to you. She’s been wanting new test subjects

Just, um, just out of curiosity… what happens if a tadpole DOES eat another tadpole?

a man carrying a backpack is walking through a living room ALT: a man carrying a backpack is walking through a living room

The holiday is vanquished, the tree tamed…. I salute thee, and retire

Oh, that’s… so thoughtful……. I’ll just put those over here in the shed, and only look at them on special occasions

Oh gods, it’s him, the man in red himself!

WE’VE HIT CRITICAL CHRISTMAS

Aha, backup! Just in time, the tree’s been subdued but the eggnog has joined forces with the christmas pudding, we’re reaching critical holiday saturation!

[emerges covered in tinsel and shreds of wrapping paper, with a haunted look in the eye]

Someone get me healing potions and a better sword. Christmas preparation is….. a higher CR than I anticipated.

I hear the apothecaries make an ointment for that

There is a dark and yowling void in the house. A fuzzy-edged creature between this world and the next which slumps in the corners, distended belly hanging slack over splayed hips and sharp knees. It screams with its teeth outside its mouth. Vacant, golden eyes glow around narrow slitted pupils in a pointed face, which rotates impossibly atop the thick neck, gazing through us unsettlingly as we brush our teeth, wash dishes, play video games. Wherever we go, it is there. It slinks silent between the screeches, appearing abruptly in the middle of a room, faithful scrap of string always under the splintering claws and winding about the floor in cryptic patterning like an omen. No matter the hour or cheerfulness of the sun through gauzy drapes, the dark thing persists in its maddening eldritch howling. Even in the innocent light of early dawn, we are permitted no rest. Yowling and scratching at the bedroom door, the creature haunts us without mercy. A shrill ululation echoes in the hall. We cannot comprehend the message in the noise and may never understand the meaning behind the portentous string shapes, but the call of the void shrieks eternal through our home and the head twists toothy and sinister above the warbling throat and this is life in the house of the yowling void.

I wrote this about my cat. 🐈‍⬛ #authorsky #horrorsky