The God-Brain of Bluetspur

You make one little mistakes about the reproductive cycle of your own species and suddenly everyone thinks you’ve “never been in a real colony”

My homebrew Fireball specialist class gets Fireball as a cantrip at first level (their only spell), but the range is only 1 square per level.

I like RPGs with a little challenge. Like someone says “You find yourself in the Nether Tunnels” and you are not allowed to laugh.

I think I have mental problems.

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15 books/series to get to know me

The Wheel of Time
Lord of the Rings
Discworld
Red Dragon, etc.
Age of Misrule
The Second Apocalypse
Preacher
The Wicked + The Divine
Neuromancer
The Covenant of Primus
Dresden Files
Mistborn
Ultimate Spider-Man (Bendis)
Dragonlance Chronicles
The Illithiad

“Can you explain the gap in your resume?”

I call them the Strangers. They abducted us and brought us here. This city—everyone in it—is their experiment. They mix and match our memories as they see fit, trying to divine what makes us unique.

Fun Fact: Thanks to a vast network of astral simulacrum farms, Absolon Chevrolet-Frankenstein is the most common human name in all existence.

Ah. Just enough to not be dismissed as a prude.

@profanity.accountant Was I a Good Brain?

Ugh. Forgot to exist for a bit. Let’s catch you up on those nightmares.

without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?

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Oof. Sorry to hear it

Imbued the Demon Core with a personality. I shall call him Timothee.

Only the ionizing kind!

Lots of things!

Wanted: Janitor for Big Job! Must be willing to clean up liquefied sentients incl. illithids. Must be willing to be paid in “exposure.”

Well, surely your retinue could project one as far as a banshee’s call.

Why not just project a brown note into the minds of every living creature in the demiplane? Seems like it’d be easier.

Ohhh—Phineas was right about cell death. Wow!

Recently acquired a “Demon Core” from Erth. Terrible investment. The squids haven’t found a single demon inside and they’ve been looking for hours.

While Critical Role brought a huge audience to Dungeons and Dragons, I'll always be bummed they also made it performative.

I hear folks afraid to try, worried they wouldn't be "good at it."

Proper D&D is karaoke in a room with friends. No one cares if you sing well, so long as you are having fun.

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Fools! The only thing more powerful than power is not-not-power! It’s entirely conceptual and I have a whole jar of the stuff.

Ugggh accidentally splintered the timeline. The squids are all wearing CPAP masks and trying to kill each other with “inverted thoughts”

awesome!

Ah, the old “Handsome Villain with No Hands” trope.

I do my own research, you know

Unlike you I get my news from a reliable source