feral weirdo, PhD 🦝

Gang Initiate Forced To Peacefully Deescalate Conflict To Prove He Not A Cop

Gang Initiate Forced To Peacefully Deescalate Conflict To Prove He Not A Cop
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YouTube video by Jesse Hubbard The Barenaked Ladies on Community

In hindsight, Jeffrey Winger was right to shit on them youtu.be/AfdTnpV03p8?...

I used to really annoy people for yelling at them when they would say "we just have to outlive them." It doesn't work like that. The ones you're hoping to outlast will poison young people that you aren't paying attention to. You can't ignore and outlast you have to kill bad ideas at the root

mr beast tweet reads: I have a pilot living in a $2,500,000 private jet and if he doesn’t leave for 100 days he keeps it, a cop/criminal in a jail and if they don’t leave for 100 days they win $500,000, and someone living in a gym until he loses 100 pounds for $500,000. Can’t wait to upload these 🥰

mr beast talking about the human lives he has trapped in simultaneous simulations with "cant wait to upload these" is why black mirror can never be as good as it used to be

millennials will be like i know a banger and it's the reading rainbow theme song. and they're right

If you think this poster is offensive and doesn't belong in your child/grandchild's classroom, YOU don't belong HERE!

YouTube’s play button doing the lord’s work

GOP bill could ban hairdressers from giving gender-nonconforming haircuts to minors - LGBTQ Nation The bill would allow anyone to sue someone who affirms a young person's transition, and it specifically mentions hairstyles.

We reported on this a few days ago, but I want to point out this headline because this is where we are at.

A bill in Arkansas would ban gender affirming HAIRCUTS for transgender youth.

HAIRCUTS.

This is a straight up North Korea state sanctioned hairstyle proposed law for youth.

The only fair way to handle this is to appoint a team of teenagers to tear this company limb from limb until we find out what kind of financial damage they are hiding and where

A stylised image of a Cybertruck burning atop blocky text which reads "BURN THEM ALL"

@ kendrick lamar do one about schumer

I started reading the communist manifesto to my old man boyfriend while he was cooking for me in case you wonder what dating me is like

Watching Jurassic Park, where a computer nerd with a debt problem and delusions of grandeur tears down all the safety systems, with no understanding of the consequences, so he can better facilitate his planned espionage and theft.

The blood Moon Lunar Eclipse 🌕 ₊˚⊹🩸

yeah bitch

Stylistically speaking, cats are mid-century modern

So now they are arresting people accused of no crimes who are lawful residents of the United States.

Wow.

bluesky signup requirements have relaxed to the point at which a lot of people on here have never committed arson. you used to need either two convictions or eight charges. in rare cases someone in the arson community could vouch for you, but loopholes were rare. now it's essentially a free-for-all

If you’re waiting for a poetic time to do the thing, march 15th is right around the corner

One of my cleverer ideas 😜
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A southern tamandua
#embroidery #handembroidery #blueskyart #sciart

upon further reflection evolution was a mistake. today i shall be focusing on growing back my gills and returning to the sea

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COLBERT, on Rep. Al Green’s removal:

“Some people questioned why so much muscle was needed to remove an old man with a cane. But it turns out it was for a serious reason. When security searched him, they found that he smuggled in a spine."

@latenightercom.bsky.social

no it’s fuckin not

but this is:

2 Oliverson H.B. A BILL TO BE ENTITLED AN ACT A No. A 3817 relating to creating the criminal offense of gender identity fraud. 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 BE IT ENACTED BY THE LEGISLATURE OF THE STATE OF TEXAS: SECTION A 1. AA Subchapter D, Chapter 32, Penal Code, is amended by adding Section 32.515 to read as follows: Sec. A 32.515. AA GENDER IDENTITY FRAUD. (a) A person commits an offense if the person knowingly makes a false or misleading verbal or written statement to a governmental entity or the person ’ s employer by identifying the person ’ s biological sex as the opposite of the biological sex assigned to the person at birth. (b) AA An offense under this section is a state jail felony. SECTION A 2. 89R14268 AJZ-D AA This Act takes effect September 1, 2025

Another Texas bill that has no chance of passing, but its wild what the fringe is putting out there.

Literally makes it "fraud" to be trans.

The thing about being a nerd is that my brain is programmed to find historical parallels, but if I let it do that, I will become a nervous wreck.

put another way: “i dont need gps satellites because i have an iphone”

Green: I will suffer whatever the consequences are because I don't believe in the richest country in the world people should be without good health care. I stood up for my constituents then. I'm standing up for them now. I would do it again.

They’re going to steal as much as they possibly can from us until we stop them.

i’m negotiating with the governments of canada and mexico to cut me some slack