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just saying for any VCs. you should get in on the ground floor of this, it’s gonna be incredible. $112 is a BARGAIN

we could collab and do it for $112 and a 4 pack of white monsters. no need to compete and drive our wages down

thanks give me $100 rn and we could whip something up for a demo in maybe a year

heapify

its already a heap

thinking about Fahrenheit 451

crassus moment

officially two degrees of separation away from Luigi. oomfs, you are now 3 degrees of separation from him

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oh wow

Agent 47 is going wild in Manhattan today

better than most dictatorships

r/AskHistorians is my favorite benevolent dictatorship <3

hey doc my heartbeat looks like this. is it so over or are we so back?

as a renter, there are some great benefits! for example, I can flush anything down the toilet :)

damn that beer could almost drink

i Will not stand for this degradation of American values. Christmas music should not be playing until after Thanksgiving

they’re playing Christmas music at cvs *on* thanksgiving. What the hell

for context this is supposed to be shipped to me, in philly. Why is it in Kansas City.

everything is locally linear if you try hard enough

ohhhh i see it now

I see the publications before that though

rock licking?

POST THE GRAPHIC

god damn! we’re a football school baybeeeee

crazy that vinegar has 3.6 calories per gram

I was 6
It was neat

The follower bots are here on bsky now!

Bluesky has the Mandate of Heaven 🙏

Washington July 2024

i think i Will post some photos I’ve taken

These are my only drafts on my twt

my girlfriend has said i mumble about work in my sleep. what the fuck?