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@theotrix.bsky.social

Cat wrangler, creative gremlin, professional house snooper, tired. They/he ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ

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Post from r/crochet that says "mods are gone. All hail Mr. Nipples" and its a picture of the most disgusting crocheted doll/creature thats pink and has a creepy smile and horns and big pink nipples. It's truly horrifying

Post from r/crochet that says "mods are gone. All hail Mr. Nipples" and its a picture of the most disgusting crocheted doll/creature thats pink and has a creepy smile and horns and big pink nipples. It's truly horrifying

I need everyone to know that on the crochet subreddit the mods made a big post about how they're taking a week off because there was too much fighting/political posts. so there's currently no mods on r/crochet and people are being absolutely insane

05.02.2026 13:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6637    ๐Ÿ” 2035    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 119    ๐Ÿ“Œ 200
A siren against a dark cloudy sky with the text "It is Wednesday my dudes"

A siren against a dark cloudy sky with the text "It is Wednesday my dudes"

04.02.2026 19:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 41    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
Screenshot from the handout I give my buyers about showings: 
โ€œSpecial 2026 ICE occupation edition FAQ

What if we have showings scheduled but Iโ€™m too exhausted from *gestures at everything*?
Thatโ€™s a legitimate reason to cancel! We all need extra grace right now. Donโ€™t overthink it, just let me know.

What happens if we run into an ICE altercation during showings?
If youโ€™re in a position to stop and help our neighbors, I will join you. If you need to remove yourself from the situation for your own safety, I will do everything in my power to keep you safe. 

If ICE comes to the door of a house weโ€™re touring, do you have to let them in? 
I am literally not allowed to let them in because I donโ€™t have the sellerโ€™s permission (smiley face with hearts around it)โ€

Screenshot from the handout I give my buyers about showings: โ€œSpecial 2026 ICE occupation edition FAQ What if we have showings scheduled but Iโ€™m too exhausted from *gestures at everything*? Thatโ€™s a legitimate reason to cancel! We all need extra grace right now. Donโ€™t overthink it, just let me know. What happens if we run into an ICE altercation during showings? If youโ€™re in a position to stop and help our neighbors, I will join you. If you need to remove yourself from the situation for your own safety, I will do everything in my power to keep you safe. If ICE comes to the door of a house weโ€™re touring, do you have to let them in? I am literally not allowed to let them in because I donโ€™t have the sellerโ€™s permission (smiley face with hearts around it)โ€

Updating my client handouts has been fun and normal

04.02.2026 09:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 31    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The adorable little calico cat has shifted around, so her face is now shoved between my stomach and the pillow my laptop is on. My arm is resting across her, and sheโ€™s got one foot in my sleeve

The adorable little calico cat has shifted around, so her face is now shoved between my stomach and the pillow my laptop is on. My arm is resting across her, and sheโ€™s got one foot in my sleeve

A close up of her perfect little face. So smooshed. So peaceful.

A close up of her perfect little face. So smooshed. So peaceful.

Update: oh no

03.02.2026 21:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That seems fair

03.02.2026 20:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A small, adorable dilute calico cat curled up on a pillow in the chair right next to me, snoozing. She looks deeply at peace.

A small, adorable dilute calico cat curled up on a pillow in the chair right next to me, snoozing. She looks deeply at peace.

How am I supposed to get work done under these conditions

03.02.2026 19:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 28    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thatโ€™s a-okay, Iโ€™m mostly interested in gut feelings about the idea. If the idea makes people feel bad/gross, itโ€™s not a good fit for something meant to comfort

02.02.2026 23:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Any coloring pages I make would be free to distribute, with the intent of helping people process/grieve and find a little stress reduction or catharsis. The image of objects lovingly collected at a memorial makes me feel held by community, but I donโ€™t want to assume itโ€™s the same for others.

02.02.2026 23:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Question for Minneapolis friends: Iโ€™m thinking of making coloring pages about resistance and community. One of the images thatโ€™s calling to me most is the objects left at community memorial sitesโ€”flowers, candles, signs, etc. Does that seem like a disrespectful/not okay subject for a coloring page?

02.02.2026 23:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Minnesota folks: if you know someone who needs a flight to MSP after being detained in Texas, standwithminnesota.com has collected donated SkyMiles to help them get home -- spread the word!

02.02.2026 22:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 321    ๐Ÿ” 224    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
A stack of thin pink books that say OBSTETRIX * NAOMI KRITZER on the spine

A stack of thin pink books that say OBSTETRIX * NAOMI KRITZER on the spine

HEY I AM DOING A FUNDRAISER FOR MINNESOTA RENT FUNDS

AND GIVING AWAY A SIGNED ARC (advance review copy) OF OBSTETRIX

THAT'S RIGHT YOU CAN HELP MINNESOTA FAMILIES AND MAYBE GET A FREE EARLY SIGNED COPY OF MY BOOK

30.01.2026 16:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 806    ๐Ÿ” 574    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 44
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Donate to Help Reunite Vivianaโ€™s Family, organized by Viviana Alvarez Reyes My name is Viviana , and Iโ€™m raising funds to help bring my dad home after he was โ€ฆ Viviana Alvarez Reyes needs your support for Help Reunite Vivianaโ€™s Family

A father with a heart condition was kidnapped by ICE at McDonalds in MN. The family is asking for help with legal fees, bond requests, & rent assistance.

An ICE agent smirked at the son when he went to drop off the medicine for his father. We need to bring him back home ASAP.

gofund.me/6459cadb4

30.01.2026 14:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 77    ๐Ÿ” 60    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

80% funded, and with so many familiar names on the listโ€ฆIโ€™m blown away. Thank you all.

A quick good update: Anyaโ€™s dad is doing well enough that his medical team is planning for outpatient rehab!

31.01.2026 07:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

1/28, not 1/27. Whatever. Brain is soup, time is fake.

29.01.2026 06:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah. That one hit like a truck.

29.01.2026 06:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Stay safe, friends. Thatโ€™s all I got.

29.01.2026 06:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Being there feels heavy and healing all at once. The street smells like vanilla scented candles and winter. The hush was broken by protest chants.

The woman leading the call and answer told us to be louder, so loud that any ICE in the area had to hear Alexโ€™s name. I yelled my throat hoarse.

29.01.2026 06:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
On the sidewalk side of the memorial, food containers stacked as high as my hip, pizza and donuts and baked goods and coffee, all given freely to strangers.

On the sidewalk side of the memorial, food containers stacked as high as my hip, pizza and donuts and baked goods and coffee, all given freely to strangers.

In the incorrigible Minnesotan tradition of turning every event into a potluck, thereโ€™s food and drink up for grabs. Across the street, Glam Doll Donuts was completely sold out of donuts and had over $300 left on gift cards that previous customers had left to pay for everyoneโ€™s orders.

29.01.2026 05:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
An American flag from a military funeral, folded in a triangle and resting atop a hill of flowers. The note left on it reads: 

โ€œMy mother received this flag after my father died in 1999. He was a Navy veteran and a Republican's Republican-a Nixon man to the end.

My father would probably have voted for Trump the first time around. Maybe even the second and third. But I know how he felt about government overreach, and he would have been beside himself with the tyranny from our federal government we have seen here over the past months.

My mother kept this flag until she passed away in 2023. I've had it now for nearly three years and have wondered what I should do with it - it has been tucked away in a closet since it's been in my possession.

I think both my parents would be honored to have this flag's final resting place be where patriotic Americans stood up against an unjust government.

Rest in Power Alex Pretti and Renee Goodโ€

An American flag from a military funeral, folded in a triangle and resting atop a hill of flowers. The note left on it reads: โ€œMy mother received this flag after my father died in 1999. He was a Navy veteran and a Republican's Republican-a Nixon man to the end. My father would probably have voted for Trump the first time around. Maybe even the second and third. But I know how he felt about government overreach, and he would have been beside himself with the tyranny from our federal government we have seen here over the past months. My mother kept this flag until she passed away in 2023. I've had it now for nearly three years and have wondered what I should do with it - it has been tucked away in a closet since it's been in my possession. I think both my parents would be honored to have this flag's final resting place be where patriotic Americans stood up against an unjust government. Rest in Power Alex Pretti and Renee Goodโ€

The flag from a veteranโ€™s funeral found a home. (Note in the alt text.)

29.01.2026 05:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A field of burnt out candles clustered on flat ground near the heap of flowers and signs. These ones are burnt out already, black soot clouding the glasses they stood in

A field of burnt out candles clustered on flat ground near the heap of flowers and signs. These ones are burnt out already, black soot clouding the glasses they stood in

A close up of one sign among the burned out candles: โ€œMr Rogers, theyโ€™re killing us helpers nowโ€ฆโ€

A close up of one sign among the burned out candles: โ€œMr Rogers, theyโ€™re killing us helpers nowโ€ฆโ€

There are hundreds of candles, the ones near the middle burnt out and the new ones closer to the edges still glowing. Measuring time.

29.01.2026 05:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A longer shot showing several yards of ground, all of it covered: flowers, notes, signs, a poem on poster board, art, a couple of stuffed animals, candles. In the foreground, a sign says โ€œFrom: a wife of a dying veteran. To: Alex Pretti and all nurses. Thank you for caring!โ€ In the very center of the memorial, thereโ€™s a body-sized clearing where the hard-packed gray boulevard snow is exposed and someone has spelled out Alexโ€™s name in pine cones.

A longer shot showing several yards of ground, all of it covered: flowers, notes, signs, a poem on poster board, art, a couple of stuffed animals, candles. In the foreground, a sign says โ€œFrom: a wife of a dying veteran. To: Alex Pretti and all nurses. Thank you for caring!โ€ In the very center of the memorial, thereโ€™s a body-sized clearing where the hard-packed gray boulevard snow is exposed and someone has spelled out Alexโ€™s name in pine cones.

Layers and layers and layers. Only 4 days.

29.01.2026 05:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Just one section of the enormous heap of flowers and signs the community has collected in the past few days. โ€œIn loving memory.โ€ โ€œJohn 15:13.โ€ โ€œHate has no home here.โ€ โ€œWhat would Jesus Do? He would have been killed weeks ago.โ€

Just one section of the enormous heap of flowers and signs the community has collected in the past few days. โ€œIn loving memory.โ€ โ€œJohn 15:13.โ€ โ€œHate has no home here.โ€ โ€œWhat would Jesus Do? He would have been killed weeks ago.โ€

Itโ€™s impossible to take in everything as the layers grow and grow. Signs on top of flowers on top of signs. Someone laid a fresh bouquet on top of this a few seconds after I took the pic.

29.01.2026 05:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The spot on Nicollet Avenue where Pretti was murdered, now a memorial that is taped off and protected from cars by orange cones. The memorial spans at least 40 feet, and dozens of people are gathering around it in the cold.

The spot on Nicollet Avenue where Pretti was murdered, now a memorial that is taped off and protected from cars by orange cones. The memorial spans at least 40 feet, and dozens of people are gathering around it in the cold.

One of many anti-ICE flyers posted on nearby trees and utility poles. This one has Animal Crossing characters holding โ€œice outโ€ signs and says โ€œProtect your neighborsโ€

One of many anti-ICE flyers posted on nearby trees and utility poles. This one has Animal Crossing characters holding โ€œice outโ€ signs and says โ€œProtect your neighborsโ€

The Alex Pretti memorial today, 1/28.

29.01.2026 05:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 53    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A little calico named Zelda curled in a tight circle next to me in a chair, half upside down. Sheโ€™s exceptional.

A little calico named Zelda curled in a tight circle next to me in a chair, half upside down. Sheโ€™s exceptional.

Cats are so grounding when everything else is chaos. I find it wonderfully difficult to ruminate when this little weirdo is affectionately somersaulting on me. Like my brainโ€™s too full of love to fit anything else.

29.01.2026 04:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Got woken up in the middle of the night by a cat barfing on my leg and thought โ€œWell, this is a refreshingly mundane problem to haveโ€

27.01.2026 13:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 25    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you for this!

26.01.2026 20:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you โค๏ธ

26.01.2026 20:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

These are some of the kindest and most welcoming people I knowโ€”the sort of people who always make room in their hearts and home for a kid in need, who say โ€œWeโ€™re family nowโ€ and mean it. Weโ€™ve worked with other family members to set them up with some essentials but donโ€™t know what all they will need

26.01.2026 19:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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1 taken to hospital, 5 displaced after St. Paul house fire A family in St. Paul is unable to return home after an overnight fire in the city's Baker-Annapolis neighborhood.

The news story: kstp.com/kstp-news/lo...

26.01.2026 19:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Donate to Support Anyaโ€™s Family After the Fire, organized by Ami Jo Anfinsen My amazing friend and coworker, Anya, and her family are going through an incrediโ€ฆ Ami Jo Anfinsen needs your support for Support Anyaโ€™s Family After the Fire

In the midst of all the horrors, a fire last week claimed my nieceโ€™s familyโ€™s home in St Paul, including their 3 cats and her momโ€™s prosthetic limb. Her dad is in the ICU with a brain bleed. Itโ€™s not safe for them to leave their temporary housing. Please help if you can.
gofund.me/4481a1d9e

26.01.2026 19:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 39    ๐Ÿ” 46    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

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