Jake Z

Improving Local Development for Microservices Hosted in Azure 🌤️ Setting the Stage

I've done my first how-to for something that I couldn't find any docs on with Azure, and it's something that I hope can enable developers everywhere!

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If the Supreme Court overturns Obergefell because of Kim Davis, I will convert to a religion that doesn’t recognize straight marriages and run for County Clerk of Hamilton County and refuse to issue marriage licenses to straight couples.

2013 Trump: it’s the presidents fault if there’s a shutdown, it shows a lack of leadership.

2024 Trump: ANTIFA IS CAUSING THE GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

Peep the new BlueSky handle

Where's the product(red) version of the iPhone 17 Pro? I bet it'd be stunning!

YouTube video by Comedy Central UK I'm Master Debating, Mom | South Park

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Political violence also includes shipping people to overseas concentration camps without due process.

Thoughts and prayers for Charlie

Logic is easy:

IF
Trump didn’t illegally enact tariffs
THEN
Interest rates likely would’ve gone down

Sounds like the plane was way overdue for a refresh

Switched from Airbus to Boeing for the second leg of the trip and the downgrade is real.

No cup holders in T-Mobile Arena is a crime

I think the Democrats need to let their misguided pragmatism take a back seat to idealism in the Trump era.

I guess you could say the people who thought Andrew Cuomo ran a better campaign than Zohran Mamdani were sequestered in echo chambers and out of touch with what people offline wanted out of a candidate

Imagine how much more Mamdani would’ve won by if the establishment didn’t fight it. That’s what’s needed on a national level.

The Democratic party establishment would rather see Republicans win than give up control of “their party” to Democratic Socialists.

slavery was legal. (and still is)
segregation was legal.
never use legality as a guide to morality.

Big Mouth is just NSFW Inside Out at this point

Instead of having empathy for those in this situation, its fear.

It’s the free market republicans everyone!

This regime is gutting vital services relied upon by millions...all to extend even more tax cuts (and subsidies) to the super-rich.

(Art work by @doodlebymeg)

Pope Leo XIV: ‘There Couldn’t Be A Better Time To Get The Fuck Out Of America Forever’

Pope Leo XIV: ‘There Couldn’t Be A Better Time To Get The Fuck Out Of America Forever’

“Next week on Drag Race our guest judge will be The Void”

… are we level 4?

- Abrego Garcia
- Wisconsin Judge
- mass shootings because of lax gun laws
- [entire institutions crumbling]
- measles

This is why we are supposed to have due process.

We’re at the time of year in Cincinnati when all the beautiful weather days fall during the work week. 😭

All biometric passkey authentication is processed locally on your own device. And then your device sends the passkey to the server.

No biometrics are exchanged with passkeys

The muscles 😍

How about a tariff on outsourced white collar work?

F ELON