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Stay warm out there!

Not truly desert

Someplace near the desert

Walgreens sign reading Get Your Shongles Shit Here

I SAID STOP THE CAR THEY GOT SHONGLES

LMAO: This Man Seeks A Higher Purpose

Mad at me because I wouldn't let him escape the apartment when the door was open 2 second longer than usual

I need to remember I can't be checking this app in public on Fridays 👀👀

Reskeet to scare a transphobe

Less queerbaiting and more queers bating.

screenshot of article w/ pic of fred durst. headline: “did limp bizkit predict the future? because everything is fucked and everybody sucks” text: “is fred durst a prophet speaking to our generation about the horrors of living during the decline of the american empire? did limp bizkit presage…”

i fucking knew it.

if Mario Kart was about pure driving I would win every race but unfortunately my competitors insist on engaging in a great deal of unsportsmanlike behaviour

Welch's I'm not kidding when I say it changed my life.

Good. All workers deserve a union

Where is passionfruit how dare you

To be fair, who doesn't love handsome men

I have nothing to share but my cat. Here he is. You're welcome

meme featuring a photo of Sailor Moon wearing a white dress in a field of flowers in front of a building with the text "life is too short to tolerate things that don't make you happy"

you cannot denounce texmex in a way that matters

ZO @gramscifancam the human body evolved over hundreds of thousands of years so u can sit at a desk in a sterile cubicle and look at fake lights in a box and pretend u dont want to kill urself and if u can't focus on doing that for 9 hours a day 5 days a week that's a mental disorder

You ever get slapped in the face by a tweet so hard that you help destroy capitalism forever and ever

FRIEND: You're invited to my baby's gender reveal party!

ME: [remembering the gender reveal forest fire, the gender reveal plane crash & the gender reveal explosions] Is that a threat?

shocked pikachu meme in its original blurry form

Another NYT writer turned out to be a "secret" racist

why does rudy guiliani look like a goomba

JUST IN: Justin Pearson and Justin Jones, the two Black Dems expelled from the Tennessee House by the GOP in April, just triumphed today while facing voters in their district for the first time since then.

Oscar the Grouch is a modern-day Diogenes.

You got yourself an article written in Forbes for this 😭😭