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Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

It was a slow rainy day at the restaurant today.

Shrek, E.T., and the Three Amigos were viewed

strawberry shortcake: vampire hunter

PANEL 1: MATTIE, standing outside a building that has a huge glowing eyeball affixed to the door. A GUY leans out the window. MATTIE: EXCUSE ME? GUY: Yeah? PANEL 2: Closer in on the GUY and the eyeball. He gestures a thumb at it. MATTIE (VO): What's with the big eyeball? GUY: A wizard sold me that – it watches every single thing that goes on and tells me! GUY: I think the wizard can see it too. I guess. He wasn't clear on that. PANEL 3: The first shot again. The EYEBALL speaks. The GUY shrugs. MATTIE spreads her arms wide. EYEBALL: ANGRY WOMAN OUTSIDE MATTIE: Isn't that a violation of the social contract? GUY: I guess so! PANEL 4: Close in on the GUY. He holds up a scroll that says "Special" in ornate script. GUY: No, no. Wizard also sold me an exception to that. EYEBALL (VO): WOMAN MEAT GOOD FOR SPELL COMPONENTS

what’s with the eyeball | patreon.com/lubchansky

I’m a working-class person who wears a hat like that at work. I can’t afford a laptop and don’t know what suno is because I’m busy at my fast food job

Note: I’m faceblind only at work, where a customer can order from me and I forget their entire physicality as soon as I meet the next customer

How is it that my partner is highly visual but faceblind, while I seem to be aphantastic but can recognize any sitcom guest star and list their credits

I love when the phone tells me it’s optimizing battery charging based on how long I’ll have it plugged in. I love a little reminder of “hey, if there’s an earthquake in the wee hours don’t expect this to be fully charged”

valentine's day isn't just for couples, it's also a day to celebrate love. for instance, i would love it if housing prices came down.

All of this immigration shit has been a concession to years of loudmouth old bitches standing up at town halls and saying “I don’t want to see people wearing turbans in the grocery store! Is this a white country or ain’t it?!” It’s pure and stupid racism, the way grandma used to make

thanks to all of you, we paid four more families rent today.

ME IRL

#BaseballSeason

“The oceans have evaporated and the atmosphere has escaped into space”

I don’t want to hear that AI is conscious from people who believe most other humans are philosophical zombies

This is the point.

People think AI is aware but would hesitate before saying a tree is aware

Not to mention other mammals
Not to mention OTHER HUMANS

hugs and I’m sure things will get better again. adapativeness & plasticity 💕

why am I hearing a pop song sample gymnopedie no. 1

Marshall McLuhan would say if it *wasn't* in Spanish the message wouldn't have been delivered.

The Superbowl halftime in Spanish during a time Trump has institutionalized brutality against Hispanic immigrants *is the message*.

It's a national middle finger to fascism.

But not everyone gets it.

rodney dangerfield

They're calling HRT a "sex-rejecting procedure" now. I guess that means my wife gives me HRT every night!

And he cheated three months in

Complaining about not understanding Spanish as if they understand English in the first place

At the end of the day, it does not matter who the kid is. He has one more Grammy than Kid Rock.

imho the same political aim creates the design of some of the halftime outfits — largely white, taupe, tan neutral, recalling golf & futbol & the sports that bring nations together, etc— & wholesomeness, innocence, of a targeted radicalized demographic 🤷🏻‍♀️

Update: I have now seen this protest visually referenced in the Super Bowl halftime show… change my view?

this is Pokémon, not real. not possible cutest eyeball seed organic reality 👀

It’s like when you’re at a Chris Gaines concert and then for the second encore it’s suddenly like “Ladies and gentlemen. Mr. Garth Brooks”

norman rockwell's freedom of speech, but the standing guy has been edited to sit down

couldn't sleep so i made him sit down

They all saw “footage” of an AI-generated Bad Bunny proclaiming that he would not only speak only Spanish, but that he would proudly be wearing women’s clothing. All over right wing socials. It was fake, designed to outrage & promote the other halftime show. Stupid shit

“If this is so, which it is—“