Lottie

Cult classic but I still pop

Happy Halloween brats 💚

The way Frenkie left Bellingham to go mark absolutely no one on the second goal was so pure, the man is simply too blond to defend

Please kill me

When they tell you "we don't mean you", they mean you

"Almost half of everything AI assistants tell you is wrong" and "Oxford university gives AI assistants to all its students" are two headlines we are forced to accept as coexisting in this appalling timeline.

I worked for a small food pantry for a while. The can of beans you paid $1 for would cost us 20 cents through our connections.

Give money directly if you can. You can literally multiply the amount of food your donation can provide by 3-5x just by giving cash directly.

... Chiesizzy screamer?

A selection of various crisps and salted snacks from around the world: Lays, Takis, Brets, Ruffles, etc, in assorted flavours.

My mum doesn't really have a sweet tooth so this is what I do instead of getting her a box of chocolates 🤷‍♀️

A small black and white cat sitting on a large cardboard box labelled "Takis".

Bought a gift for my mum, Suki was intrigued.

This is true whether there's food stamps or not

Stealing food is morally just when the alternative is starvation

I put on Kpop Demon Hunters and I didn't expect it to make me burst into tears 😭

(forgetting the word for antibiotics) do i need cancel culture

Well la-di-dah

They make up lies about paid agitators doing violence, and attach them to the name of a prominent Jewish person. This is antisemitism, and it infects every part of the GOP.

dick-matized

The UK is within spitting distance of having more murders portrayed annually on TV shows and movies set in the country than occur in real life

I find it very difficult to breakdance under these conditions.

There it is

I wish that folks celebrating the attack in Manchester on the grounds that The Jews(tm) are killing Palestinians were able to appreciate this difference.

For YEARS I've been yelling "she literally has a tango song!" and they listened to me

A Shakira song that isn't Hips Don't Lie or Whenever Wherever on Strictly I am THRILLED

A two tiered sponge cake with caramel buttercream and caramel sauce on top

A slice of the same cake

Not had the best week so I made a cake for the first time in 2 years. Brown sugar cake with caramel buttercream.

USA literally cut over to a draft Kings commercial right in the middle of YNWA and as a person who is regularly mistaken for an attorney, I’m just gonna determine that was a felony, punishable by up to at LEAST 10 years prison.

I will never financially recover from this!

I need to be really strong today and not spend £320 on the LFC website

why what happened

If I see one more "here we go" today

Sergio Ramos writing and recording a song WITH A FULL VIDEO about Real Madrid not renewing his contract is legitimately one of the funniest things that has ever happened