's Avatar

@commanderrobot.bsky.social

23 Followers  |  23 Following  |  21 Posts  |  Joined: 03.12.2024  |  1.6634

Latest posts by commanderrobot.bsky.social on Bluesky

Optimum Triple Play Commercial -- Yeah, it's THAT one!
YouTube video by lovelycinnamongirl Optimum Triple Play Commercial -- Yeah, it's THAT one!

Where were the rappers from the IO Digital cable commercial during Super Bowl halftime?

youtu.be/jEjAKtHhTGg?...

09.02.2026 12:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
OPINION | The invisible Filipinos in the Epstein files Filipinos who worked for Jeffrey Epstein were among those named in the three million page dump of the Epstein files.

usa.inquirer.net/188800/opini...

06.02.2026 22:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I get MxPx and SSPX confused

06.02.2026 20:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No one has noticed I got new glasses even other glasses practitioners

05.02.2026 19:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sorting hat is just wizarding phrenology

03.02.2026 18:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image 23.01.2026 15:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Mayor Mamdani at a podium

Mayor Mamdani at a podium

Hands raised

Hands raised

Man hanging β€œ21 Days of a New Era” sign

Man hanging β€œ21 Days of a New Era” sign

If you book a hotel for $200, you should pay $200.

Today, we shut down hotel junk fees and surprise credit card holds. The price you see is the price you pay.

21.01.2026 23:56 β€” πŸ‘ 9283    πŸ” 1124    πŸ’¬ 110    πŸ“Œ 187

What was rei ayanami’s deductible?

22.01.2026 17:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A screenshot of Lala and Po from the teletubbies. The screenshot is clearly taken from someone's phone, as the borders of the tv can be seen, as well as glimpses into the apartment behind them. Po is in bed wrapped up in a blanket. The text below them reads "I know you were high at my mother-in-laws funeral..."

A screenshot of Lala and Po from the teletubbies. The screenshot is clearly taken from someone's phone, as the borders of the tv can be seen, as well as glimpses into the apartment behind them. Po is in bed wrapped up in a blanket. The text below them reads "I know you were high at my mother-in-laws funeral..."

More screenshots from the Teletubbies. Lala seems to be upset with a terrified Po. the text below reads "Did you kill the dog? Why would you do that?!"

More screenshots from the Teletubbies. Lala seems to be upset with a terrified Po. the text below reads "Did you kill the dog? Why would you do that?!"

A third screenshot from the Teletubbies, this time the same scene as before. Po is wearing an apron while Lala seems to still be upset at him. The text below reads "You're nothing but a failure of a man."

A third screenshot from the Teletubbies, this time the same scene as before. Po is wearing an apron while Lala seems to still be upset at him. The text below reads "You're nothing but a failure of a man."

In the 2010s, the Icelandic tv station Channel 2 accidentally added subtitles from a gritty crime drama to an episode of Teletubbies.

I have translated some of the highlights

20.01.2026 00:30 β€” πŸ‘ 7503    πŸ” 3362    πŸ’¬ 100    πŸ“Œ 214
Preview
Archbishop Broglio: 'Morally acceptable' for troops to disobey 'morally questionable' orders on Greenland - Catholic Review The head of the U.S. military archdiocese said in a Jan. 18 radio interview that U.S. soldiers could in good conscience disobey orders to participate in an invasion of Greenland.

Waiting for the Antipope to be set up in Silver Springs, Maryland

20.01.2026 19:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why is the college football championship in the middle of January? Are they using the Julian calendar?

20.01.2026 14:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image 18.01.2026 16:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sip coffee while hogging all of the daily periodicals at a b dalton bookseller

18.01.2026 16:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Every restaurant has a dollar menu

16.01.2026 20:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My millennial retirement village would be dial up only, only physical media, sit down pizza huts, a blockbuster and only game consoles that require channel 3

16.01.2026 14:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

CONGRATS, TEXANS!

13.01.2026 04:27 β€” πŸ‘ 4507    πŸ” 831    πŸ’¬ 40    πŸ“Œ 44

> On WeChat, a businessman reposted a street interview with a young Venezuelan man responding to claims that Washington was motivated solely by capturing the country’s oil. β€œWhat do you think the Russians and the Chinese wanted?” the man asked. β€œThe recipe for arepas?”

06.01.2026 15:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Philippine Airlines Inflight Safety Video #PALSafetynovela | Care That Comes From The Heart
YouTube video by Philippine Airlines Philippine Airlines Inflight Safety Video #PALSafetynovela | Care That Comes From The Heart

youtu.be/2UkTBuEx-ek

Safety Novela is my new favorite thing

02.01.2026 13:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nancy looks like she’s in a perpetual MacGruber sketch

02.01.2026 01:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image 31.12.2025 20:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s really awful that the Byzantines would ritually mutilate former rulers to keep them from taking the throne again but on the other hand this did mean no one had to suffer through episodes of the Nikephoros Bryennios Podcast Hour.

28.12.2025 19:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1007    πŸ” 146    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 2

Is the catbus carbon neutral? Does totoro use a bidet? Did Fukushima affect ponyo?

29.12.2025 13:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

IG Reels didn’t prepare me for almost getting rear ended

26.12.2025 14:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dad bod and father figure should mean the same thing

21.12.2025 04:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

H/t @libraryjeff.bsky.social

18.12.2025 22:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@commanderrobot is following 20 prominent accounts