Jack (1996) dir. Francis Ford Coppola

It is wild for someone to be so wrong about every single reference point they use in a statement

edited comic panel. Batman is breaking a lump-with-handle cow tool over his knee and saying "this is the tool of the cow. we do not understand it. we will not use it."

it's not FOR us

Can’t believe that one Silent Hill Wiki Editor got a position as the Foreskin Czar in the Trump regime.

In a way, aren't we all antifa's girlfriend?

Why are all the bad things "here to stay" and all the things I love up for constant debate until they're eroded out of life altogether?

Samus Ridley Simpsons meme

Cow in Ghost of Yotei

More Metroid: Zero Mission and Ghost of Yōtei today
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Alternate titles for After The Hunt Gen X v Millennials: Dawn of Prejudice Straight People Crashing Out Dude, Where's My Pants? Bad Faith Discourse Generator Op-Ed Simulator 2025 What Ever Happened To Baby Andrew's Pants?

Brainstorming

Ramshackle translation machine that says: This leash demeans us both Simpsons episode Brother Can You Spare Two Dimes

There’s a scene in After The Hunt where Andrew Garfield refuses to put his pants on for so long it becomes mise-en-scène

Inhalers contribute significantly to global warming, study finds Millions of Americans using inhalers for chronic lung diseases like asthma may be unknowingly contributing to global warming, according to new research.

As somebody with asthma who uses inhalers - SHUT THE FUCK UP. THIS ARTICLE IS SHAMING PEOPLE WITH A CHRONIC CONDITION.

"Significantly" My ass. You know what else does? AI Data centers - corporations - cows - asphalt - THOUSANDS OF OTHERS THINGS THAT ARE NOT MEDICINE.

Fuck you - fuck you again.

This cover rules. Romita undefeated

I’m not keen on jumping ship just yet but if this place goes belly up I’m not going back to the mechahitler app. I’ll just go live behind the walls of the internet and play a pipe organ all day like the phantom of the opera.

Sorry I wasn’t listening, I was thinking about how Matt Berry pronounces “sexual”

kirby is a really interesting franchise because it's been made by the same studio and largely the same team of people for over 30 years so you can see these very clear evolutions of ideas and gameplay, it's like a window into a universe where everybody didn't burn down their institutional know-how

(I liked it but this is not going to fare well with the face value depiction is endorsement folks)

I am going to create a discourse that is so annoying (meme edit)

After The Hunt when it hits wide release

Shannon Gorman and Brendan Fraser in Rental Family (2025)

Fraser is as expressive as ever, especially in his scenes with his “daughter”, played by vibrant newcomer Shannon Gorman. But the film is sympathetic to his character to a fault. His role is glossy and his journey shallow and predictable, which undercuts the intriguing premise

Brendan Fraser in Rental Family (2025)

RENTAL FAMILY. I was disappointed that this was so unchallenging and saccharine. The film fails to delve into the cultural contrasts or moral quandaries it pays lip service to. Fraser’s character speaks of wanting to understand Japan but this felt more like a tourist passing through

The year is 2025. There are three social networks remaining. They are run by Dweeb Lowtax, Tweaker Lowtax, and Girlboss Lowtax. You have to pick at least one.

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Deathstalker (2025)

Creature from Deathstalker (2025)

DEATHSTALKER. Schlock in the spirit of the original’s sword and sorcery spectacle. A trashy watch that is never boring and excels in its creative kills, practical effects (there’s even some stop motion) and stellar creature design. Definitely worth seeking out if you miss 80s b-movie monster mayhem

Especially good for millennials with its skewering of 2008 culture. The triple threat of this, Naked Gun and Friendship these last few months - shaping up to be a great year for comedy

Nirvanna The Band The Show The Movie

NIRVANNA THE BAND THE SHOW THE MOVIE was a blast. My knowledge of these guys extends solely to that amazing Wii shop channel song, there were many hardcore fans in the crowd but I loved this on its own merits. Very funny with a genuinely affecting relationship at its core. Seeking out the show asap.

Obex (2025)

OBEX - My kind of movie. Doesn’t quite deliver on the promise of its initial slow burn horror but ends up satisfying in other ways. Beautiful aesthetic and use of retro effects, loved the sound design and how it set a strange tone in tandem with its oddball humour. And most importantly A+ dog acting

Erika Ishii on dropout

Ghost of Yotei

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After many hours Death Stranding 2 has now transitioned from a game I played with headphones to one I play on mute while listening to a podcast. I enjoy this stage. It’s like when a t-shirt you love gets worn so much it becomes pajamas

Nouvelle Vague (2025)

Delightful movie. Pristinely shot with a razor sharp script. It relishes the era but doesn’t idolise or refrain from poking fun at Godard. Guillarme Marbeck and Zoe Dutch are captivating. Think this will be a comfort watch for me going forward

Nouvelle Vague (2025)

First up: Richard Linklater’s Nouvelle Vague

VIFF 2025! Gonna track what I watch in this thread and hopefully beat the 13 I saw last year

ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER was my first “Steely Dan will start speaking to you at a certain age” moment, despite my best efforts resisting it for years