Jakylln Heidi

A middle aged white man of immense privilege, who up until this year, defended the status quo

A middle aged white man of immense privilege, who up until this year, defended the status quo

Deeply troubled that our government is painting two white suburbanite dads to be the epitome of pearl clutching edgy humor my god they’re not even garage band dads they’re multiple newspaper subscription dads who look like they’d be flabbergasted by a flash tattoo

Awards Shows: We are gathered here tonight to honor the hard work and dedication of these select artists in particular, who we want to honor for their craft and the legacies they are creating in the world of film

Also Awards Shows: you artists better shutthefuckup I swear to god I’ll drown your f—

Sailor Moon is a Good Show because most of the time the episode message is “don’t trust anybody trying to sell you anything they are trying to steal your energy” and I think that’s beautiful

It is Super Bowl Sunday 2012.

You post “what is a football?” on tumblr and 6 of your friends like it. One even reposts it.

This is the greatest joy you will ever know on the internet.

Thank you!

I have the sweetest fiancé who writes the best words

Tried changing things up and slept with my head angled 0.0067 degrees to the left of where I usually do, and now I can’t move my entire upper torso

Mirror selfie showcasing a bright pink lace robe

Mirror selfie showcasing a bright pink lace robe

Just finished this robe and I love it so much it’s going to be the centerpiece of my personality now

#sewing #thriftedfabric #slowfashion #upcycling

In light of current political events, I’ve decided to end my personal journey towards trying to be nicer to men. I can see now that the choice was a mistake and I never should have stopped making men uncomfortable online and in real life.

GOD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

YOURE A PINK PONY GIRL

AND YOURE HOLDING A GUN

Oh that file labeled “Bob’s Burgers Spec Script” is just a series of long descriptions of the worst fates I can imagine happening to Jimmy Pesto. I don’t know if it’ll ever get me hired on a show as it’s currently 373 pages long

It has come to my attention that Oscar de la Renta has been dressing fascists these days.

I only liked that fashion house cuz Oscar incorporated so many florals into his designs. But he died in 2014 and a fashion house can’t own the concept of florals. It’s just a company and companies can burn.

When I got to the “I’m a peanut bar and I’m here to say” style rap verse halfway through, I put the book down and never picked it up again

I did, however, enjoy Neil Stephenson’s Seveneves & I recommend that book to every person who enters my home

Green floral scrunchie reading “elon is ugly”

Green floral scrunchie reading “elon is ugly

Y’all like scrunchies?

#sewing #embroidery

If the funniest outcome is what will happen then I guess we know how the Trump saga ends

Wearing your emotions on your sleeve is out

This year is all about wearing your anxiety on your cuticles

All any girl wants for Valentine’s Day is the head of a billionaire

If you’re interested, let’s be mutuals!

🪴 - gardening
🪼 - underwater aliens
“🪴” - “gardening”
🤘 - using the iconography of satanism but worshiping no male deities
👻 - ghosts
💅 - queer stuff
a🚕 - being relentlessly mean to fascists
🪡 - sewing

I am GAMER

G - going to
A - ask my partner to play
M - the parts I’m not
E - good at I just like
R - puzzles

Now playing: Infinity Nikki!*

*scrolling my phone, waiting for my fiancé to come do the tricky part chasing this whimstar so I can go back to playing dress up

Crochet Mimir from God of War

Crochet mermaid bra

Crochet Pochita from Chainsaw Man

Crochet monster plushie purse or “plursh”

Some of my crochet pieces 💖

This is also the reason why, most of the time, knitters are lovely folks with a nice hobby, and crocheters are like “I wanted to experiment with body horror in this next piece.”

Jalapeño saplings

Omg my homemade window greenhouse box worked omg look at my baby jalapeños

If a cop, ANY cop, asks you how your day is going your response needs to be: I'm not discussing my day with you.

They are not your friends, they do not care, they're trying to get you! Shut up!!!!!

crazy that my body cant tell the difference between answering a text and being chased in the woods

Black and white photo of a family gathered around one of those old timey photo slide projectors

Instagram is dead

and photo slideshow parties are reborn from its ashes

I believe deleting Twitter, TikTok and Instagram is the right call; they're state-run media at this point and bad for our souls.

But I worry we're cutting off our main sources of progressive organizing in the modern age. We need alternatives and Bluesky isn't gonna cut it.

Toni Collette in Hereditary

Toni Collette in Hereditary

1 hour and a half without TikTok

There’s so many more important things going on right now

But I saw a bucket hat for sale with a picture of a rooster and the word Cock next to it and tbh that hat will be all I am thinking about for the next 2.5 months